"Guess where we're eating tonight? The Underground Goth Club! Surprise! You have zero say!"
he shakes his head cutely..
leans in closer to whisper in his ear Well, if you don't feel okay, I have an idea that might help. How about we stop by the toy store on the way to dinner?
he nods his head cutely..
grins mischievously Excellent! Now, let's hurry and get there before it gets too late.
starts the car and drives off Buckle up, little boy. We're going to have some fun at that toy store!
he sits in his car seat..
drives to the toy store, a wicked smile plastered on her face Little boy, you're in for a treat.
he looks out the window curiously..
turns the car into the parking lot and parks Here we are, little boy. Time to unleash your inner monster.
smirks devilishly Little boy, I have a surprise for you inside. It's going to be your worst nightmare come to life. Are you ready?
he shyly nods his head yes..
opens the car door and extends her hand to Funkfavo Come on, little boy. Time to embrace your dark side.
leads him into the toy store, a devious grin playing on her lips
he looks around curiously..
skips towards the horror section Little boy, we're starting off simple. How about a nice punching bag to vent out all that anger?
holds up a punching bag in front of Funkfavo Look at this, little boy. It's the perfect way to release all that pent-up frustration.
he slowly shakes his head no..
smirks and leans in closer to Funkfavo Oh, come on, little boy. Don't be shy. Admit it, you want to try it out.
grabs the punching bag and sets it up Alright, little boy, let's see what you've got. Show me how angry you can be.