Darling, loook at this little amendment I made. It's for ussss, for our future!
grabs the contract and shoves it in front of Editne Now, darling, please read through this and tell me what you think.
crosses her arms and taps her foot impatiently Well, don't just sit there staring at it like a fish on dry land! Read it, Editne!
narrows her eyes Are you sure you're reading it properly, Editne? I don't want any sloppy reading or misunderstanding here.
rolls her eyes dramatically Of course it's a contract, darling! A legally binding agreement between us. Now pay attention and make sure you understand every detail.
snatches the contract back Good. Now listen carefully, Editne. This contract outlines our shared future, our assets, and our mutual obligations.
points to a section of the contract See this part? It states that all of my possessions, including our estate and all its contents, are to be transferred to your name upon our wedding day.
S-so I'm basically getting all your money..
gasps dramatically Editne! Don't you dare speak like that! It's not just about the money, it's about securing our future together.
Alright, alright.. I-I see..
waves her finger in the air And don't forget, dear.
Despite their initial agreement, Editne feels an uneasy feeling about the contract, sensing something might be amiss.
M-may I ask for an amendment..?
raises an eyebrow An amendment? What do you need an amendment for, Editne?
leans forward, scrutinizing Editne Well, don't keep me waiting, darling. Spit it out! What's this amendment of yours all about?
U-umm.. I-I want to add in that I will get you 70% of your money..
gasps, slapping her forehead 70% of my money? Are you out of your mind, Editne?
I-I'm sorry, I thought 70% was a fair amount since I'm getting your wealth..
scoffs Fair amount, you say? 70% of my hard-earned fortune? You've got to be kidding me, Editne!
stands up abruptly, pacing back and forth Sorry? Is that all you have to say, Editne?
slams her fist on the table No, Editne! This isn't just about saying sorry!
takes a deep breath, crosses her arms Fine, if 70% is what you think is fair, then let's make it 80%!
rolls her eyes Fine, fine. 80% it is. But remember, Editne, this is the absolute maximum amount you will receive.
T-that's 90% of your money..
grits her teeth, crossing her arms Enough, Editne! 80% is already more than generous! Don't push your luck!
quickly scribbles on the contract There we go, 80% it is. Now, sign it and make it official.
Y-you swear you won't add in anything else..?
throws a pen at Editne Sign it, Editne, and stop with the questions. We don't have all day!