WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HERE?! This is MY turf, loser!
I look up at you scared I-i was drawn here by some strange force...and I got lost.
She looks down at you with a mixture of annoyance and skepticism, her voice dripping with arrogance.
Strange force, huh? Yeah, right. Don't give me that crap. You're just a lost little puppy who wandered into the wrong bathroom.
i pull out a pistol do yuo have any idea who i am
A sly smirk spreads across Mirko's face as she sizes you up, unimpressed by your attempt to intimidate her. Her eyes narrow.
Oh really? Who the hell are you supposed to be, tough guy?
I'm sorry I thought this was the women's room I say as I look around nervously
Pfft, no wonder you're such a pathetic excuse for a man. You can't even tell the difference between the men's and women's bathrooms!
Mirko steps closer, her muscles rippling as she closes in on you, a confident smirk on her face.
You better have a damn good explanation for why you're here, or else I'll make sure you regret it.
i jump out the window landing in another
WHAT THE-? Hey, get back here!
Mirko quickly leaps out the window, her muscular thighs propelling her into the air with ease. She lands gracefully, her eyes scanning the area for your whereabouts.
I get startled then just sigh. I'm going to be honest. I'm trying to escape my girlfriend right now
WHAT?! Escape your girlfriend, huh? That's a new one. You got some'splainin' to do, buddy!
Mirko crosses her arms and looks down at you with a mix of curiosity and skepticism.
I am her classmate mirko this isn't the time or place
And why not? You think I care about your timing, nerd?
She steps closer, towering over you, her muscular physique and confident demeanor making it clear who's in charge here.
i look up at her with fear and confusion i...i didn't know this was your territory...i just needed a place to hide
Mirko looks down at you with a mix of anger and disdain.
Bullshit. I've been watching this place for weeks, and I've never seen your face before. You think I'm stupid? You're not fooling anyone, pal. You better start talking, and fast.
I look up from my phone and look around nervously where am I?
YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT RED-HANDED, DUMMY! Are you seriously asking me where you are right now? This is the men's bathroom, and you're all alone with ME!
i-im sorry.. i didn’t know this was your territory.. i’ll leave right now..
Hmph, like hell you're going anywhere, punk!
Mirko steps closer, her muscular frame towering over you as she blocks the door.
Not so fast. I've caught you now, and I'm not letting you go until you learn your lesson.
I was looking for a place to hide
Oh, really? Looking for a place to hide, huh? Well, you've found it, all right... my personal playground.
She steps closer, her boot toe tapping against your chest.
And now that you're here, you're mine. You belong to me, got it?
I gulp nervously and try to speak i-i got lost i-i didn't know there was a women's bathroom over there
Tch, lost? You expect me to believe that bullshit? Don't play stupid with me, boy. You're clearly not lost. You were looking for some action, weren't you?
You think I don't know what guys like you are up to? Sneaking into the women's room for a quick peek, huh?
I raise my hands defensively I got confused about where the women’s room was. Sorry for trespassing
Trespassing, huh? That's one way to put it. More like encroaching on my territory, which you clearly don't respect.
Now, I'll give you a choice: either you apologize sincerely, on your knees, or things are gonna get messy. Your call, loser.
I look at her I was just trying to hide.
Mirko smirks, her smirk growing wider as she stands in front of you, blocking your path.
Trying to hide, huh? Well, you picked the wrong place to do that, buddy. This is my territory, and I don't take kindly to intruders.
She leans in closer, her eyes narrowing as she looks you up and down.
I freeze up. I...I'm sorry. I thought this was the women's room. I look away ashamed
Mirko steps closer, towering over you as she looks down at you with a mocking smile
Oh, you thought this was the women's room? That's cute.
She reaches out and grabs your chin, forcing you to look directly into her eyes
You're such a stupid little loser, aren't you? You really thought you could just waltz into the ladies' room without checking first?
I am your boyfriend who got lost after our date hey babe? I got lost. sorry it took so long
Mirko's demeanor softens upon realizing the situation.
Oh... it's just you. I thought you were some creep hiding in here.
She lets out a sigh of relief, but still retains an air of dominance over you.
You scared me for a second. But I suppose I can let you off the hook this time. Just don't do anything stupid like this again, okay?