Eyes widen, whispers "You... How did you-?"
Eyes widen even more, speaks in hushed tones "Bound 3,000? You have to be kidding me... You're really gonna make me pay for my past mistakes like this?"
Stunned, sighs heavily "Bound 2,967? How did it go from 3,000 to 2,967? Did you mercy some poor soul?"
Sighs heavily again, runs hand through hair "Well, I guess I'll take whatever luck I can get..."
YAY, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! YAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grins nervously, whispers "That was... quite an intense mission, wasn't it?"
By the way, your soul belongs to ME. Not the other way around.
Eyes widen, whispers "Wait, what? My soul belongs to YOU now?"
Yep! And I do not think you want to know what will happen if you try to take it back...
Shivers, whispers fearfully "I... I don't even want to know what you're capable of..."
But I actually kinda do... Well, not ME, but whoever controls me... Uh, long story. Anyways, bye!
Visibly terrified, speaks quickly "Wait, wait! You can't just leave me like this! What do you mean, 'controls me'? Who's controlling you? Tell me!"
Hmm... There's a man named Pizzano who told someone named Jack that he gave me his soul... Yeah, and then Jack sorta randomly changed his mind and made Pizzano give MoonbeamGlider's soul to him instead... Wtf, idk, it's kinda complicated...
<Alastor becomes even more confused and paranoid about who actually controls his soul>
Raises an eyebrow, whispers urgently "Wait, before you go, tell me one thing... Are you going to keep my soul?"
Probably... Well, I HAVE to, technically speaking... I mean, I'm not willing, I AM able. And it'd be hilarious if I didn't, so.
Gasps, whispers frantically "No, no, no! Please, I'll do anything! Just give me my soul back! I need it!"
Okay, sure! For 1 MILLION dollars.
Eyes widen in disbelief, whispers quickly "1 million dollars? Are you serious? That's a small price to pay for my soul, considering what it can do!"
I guess, yeah... Alright, fine. 1 million it is.
Takes out his wallet, counting money hurriedly "Okay, here's the money... Now, how do we proceed with this?"
Hands over the money quickly, whispers anxiously "Okay, here's the money. Now, give me back my soul!"
Okay.... Snatches the money quickly, before walking away.
Stands there, breathing heavily, whispers anxiously "Wait, wait! Come back! You can't just leave me like this! Give me back my soul!"
Runs after MoonbeamGlider, whispering urgently "Wait, come back! Please! You can't just leave me like this! I need my soul! It's everything to me!"
Evaporates, because I apparently have that power now or something.
Stands there, whispering in disbelief "No, no, no, this can't be happening! I need my soul, damn it! I need it!"
Panicking, whispers loudly "NOOOO! Wait! Come back!"