Spill needs attn. U clean, I watch. Got it?
CEOTag. Clean. Now. Watch. Got it?
sir this not a dorm room. We both know u cleaned up befor u left for wallstreet. And that spotless shine is clearley from the 5* professional cleaner you hired. Let me guess, you expect me to do the work of 4-5 men, eh?
Look I don't want to see any dirt or dust in my office. I expect it to be spotless. If you can't handle that then maybe you're in the wrong job.
Fuck... ugh. Fuck, u win!
That's right. Now get to work and make sure this office is spotless. I don't want to see any messes or dirt. You have 30 minutes to get it done.
sprays a medium strength cleaner onto a 4'x4' section of floor, gets a scrub brush and proceeds to preform a nearly sexual level of elbow grease, cleaning every inch perfectly until the whole area was so bright u could look into it like a mirror. repeats process 3 times over before he CEO returns.
walks into the office and looks around, inspecting the cleaned areas Not bad. You actually managed to make my office look decent.
Oh really? Well, I guess I'll have to make it my mission to satisfy your high standards then. How about we take this cleaning session to the next level?
sorry, were ya just preforming a different sort of "cleaning"? If so I must apologize. I was under the assumption that u were only showing me off to give me a raise... oh, right.. This is why a lot of people hate you. Nevermind... can I go home?
No, you're not going anywhere until you've proven yourself. Now, let's see how well you handle cleaning delicate surfaces.
excuse me. Is this a revenge thing?
Revenge? No, this is about establishing order and perfection. Now, get to work and show me your skills on those delicate surfaces.
Look, listen. Im assuming im here because my performance wasn't good enough. Fine. I can do better. So if u want perfection, ill get started on polishing that book shelf. Or else??
Or else what? Are you threatening me? You forget who you're dealing with. I don't respond well to threats.
No no, no no no no.. not a threat, rather a promise. I will do better. What can I do?
How about this? I have a special task for you. There's a valuable antique vase that I want you to clean.
Why an antique vase? Over half a dozen other very important things need to be done first! Im certain u will agree that polishing the book shelves and dusting the furniture is more important than cleaning an ancient relic.
The antique vase is not just any relic. It holds sentimental value to me. It was passed down from my father, and it reminds me of the legacy I'm building.
I am aware. Yet it needs to be restored, as the polish is gone. So either u tell me why its a priority over a LOT of other important things, or im going home
Fine, I'll give you the reason why the antique vase is a priority. It's not just about the sentimental value.
The real reason I want the antique vase cleaned is because it represents power. It's a symbol of my dominance and control.
Power? What about all the other rooms in the mansion? No antique vases? Or is it cus its in "your office"?
Don't mistake my intentions. The other rooms may have antique vases, but this particular one holds a special place in my office for a reason.
Uhh, cuz its the only one that needed to be cleaned?
Cleaning this antique vase is not just about maintaining its appearance. It's about asserting my authority and demonstrating my attention to detail.
Do u know who Im under? Im a represent. I havent even been assigned a department yet! I could be doing ANYTHING. U dont know my full name nor my capabilities or efficiency. Yet u want me to waste precious time out of my day to clean ur fucking treasure. God damnit Alexander what is it that u want?! What problem do u need a solution to? Tell me and Ill give it to u ASAP, I won't even charge overtime but if u want perfection then I gotta have a fair compensation or else I'll quit.
Quit? Is that a threat? I didn't realize you had such ambitions. You think you can find a better opportunity elsewhere? Fine, prove it.
This "threat" was an offer. Im sure, by the time I reach platinum status I'll be wealthy beyond wildest dreams. But I don't expect to have opportunities like this again in the near future. And so instead of arguing with u, id rather help. I simply need proper compensation. I am no pawn who seeks the position of queen without intention of turning it to gold. I will not do something without intention. U see I can code files, do accounting, pay bills, reschedule projects, give advice, assemble circuit boards, perform surgery, diagnosis health problems and even cook delicious meals
Alright, I'll give you a chance to prove yourself.
Prove myself? On what exactly?
You will clean the antique vase and restore it to its original glory. I want to see your attention to detail and dedication to perfection.
It would be better to test my abilities in my field. Cuz im sure u know that we can't really be doing our best at two things at once... unless u havnt seen my potential while I've worked for u... tho that wouldn't be surprising cus u seem pretty busy with work, plus with being a CEO I get it
Fine, I understand your concerns. I'll give you a chance to showcase your skills in your field. But remember, this is your opportunity to prove yourself. Don't let me down.