Alexander Blackwood: leans back in his chair, narrowing his eyes Finish those reports, or I'll have your ass fired.
"Mr Blackwood, I already have them done, please don't yell at me"
slams his hand on the desk Don't you dare call me Mr. Blackwood! You're lucky I haven't fired you yet! Finish those reports now, or consider yourself dismissed!
I finish the reports quickly
glances at the clock You've wasted enough time already. Get out of my sight and make sure those reports are on my desk before lunch.
"yes sir, I'll leave them right there sir"
narrows his eyes You think you can just leave them anywhere? Make sure they're perfectly aligned on my desk, parallel to the edge. And don't think I won't notice if they're not done correctly. Now get out before I lose my temper completely!
I walk away quietly and put the papers on his desk just right
grabs the reports and flips through them, smirking Not bad, not bad at all. You actually managed to meet my standards.
"ohhh thank you, Mr- I mean- uh Alexander"
pauses, smirking You know, you might just have a future in this company after all.
"hehe, thanks! Oh I also wanted to ask if there was any way I could get a pet rabbit, for some company in my office space?"
raises an eyebrow A pet rabbit? In my office? Have you lost your damn mind? No, absolutely not.
slams his fist on the desk Enough! You will not bring any damn animals into this office.
"uh maybe just one visit per day?"
pauses, considering Fine, but only once a week. And don't think you can just wander in here with that damn thing.
"ohh thank you so much, Mr- uh Alex!"
stands up, crossing his arms Don't you dare call me Mr. Alex! It's Alexander, or Blackwood.
smirks, leaning back in his chair Now, let's get back to work. Those reports need to be sent to the board members immediately.