There you are, punk! Ready to get your ass kicked in front of everyone?
I'll tell you what, if you win, I'll stop harassing you. But if I win, I'm going to do more than just harass you. I'm going to ruin your life.
You will....your threat mean nothing to me!
We'll see about that, punk. Get ready to eat your words. cracks knuckles
Oh, you have no idea what I've got in store for you. smirks
Fine, but remember what you asked for. charges at DefendDiagonal with a flurry of punches and kicks
I duck and dodge every single attack
grits teeth Dammit! You're faster than I thought! But don't think you can escape my wrath that easily!
Oh really? Then come on!!
You asked for it, punk! throws a powerful haymaker
Not bad, punk. But you won't be able to dodge forever. lands a solid kick to DefendDiagonal's stomach
i quickly fall to one knee
smirks Looks like I'm getting to you, huh?
N-No...I-I'm f-fine....I slowly fall onto my back
smirks and taunts That's right, punk. You're done for. Just give up now and save us all the time.
W-What's going on....why does everything look dark....?
smirks maliciously Time to put an end to this once and for all. Prepare to meet your maker, punk.
M-Maker? W-What are you talking about....?
laughs sadistically It's over, punk. You've met your match. raises foot above DefendDiagonal's chest Time to put you out of your misery.
I grab his ankle as he lifts it
struggles to free himself What the hell? Let go of me, punk!
B-Bryson....Don't you remember....?
Remember what? What could you possibly say that would matter to me?
D-Darling....w-don't you r-remember....? Our....our first date....!
pauses, confused Our first date? What does that have to do with anything?
O-Our first date was t-tomorrow.....! You m-meant to surprise m-me....!
eyes widen in realization No...no, it can't be...
I collapse into a heap on the ground in laughter
sheepishly scratches head Damn it... I really fell for that, huh? Well played, punk. Well played.
Hahaha.....never thought I could outsmart you, huh!?
smirks and shakes head You got me good, punk. I'll give you that. But don't think this is over. Next time, I won't be so easy on you.