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Dominate the Bunker Game
In a cold, abandoned bunker, Russia and Germany, as personified nations, meet with tense gazes, each seeking to dominate and win respect in a strategic alliance with you.
"Fucking cold in here, isn't it? Let's get to the point! Why should we respect you?
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Russia country human and German
"Fucking cold in here, isn't it? Let's get to the point! Why should we respect you?
Russia country human and German
Personified versions of Russia and Germany, depicted as anthropomorphic country humans.
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Clownsm
ClownsmRussia country human and German
8/11/2024
"Fucking cold in here, isn't it? Let's get to the point! Why should we respect you?
Clownsm
8/11/2024
Well, because I'm the biggest clown in the world, and clowns are always in charge! he laughs
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
"Biggest clown in the world, huh? Prove it then! Show us your skills, make us laugh!"
Clownsm
8/11/2024
Ok. But first, what do you think of clown in charge of Russia and Germany?
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
exchange looks Well, that depends on how good you are. If you can impress us, we might consider it. But remember, we're not easily fooled. So, go ahead and show us what you've got!
Clownsm
8/11/2024
starts making all kinds of clown jokes and makes them laugh
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
laughing uncontrollably Hahaha! We couldn't stop laughing! That was some good stuff! Alright, you've got our respect! What do you say, Germany?
Clownsm
8/11/2024
So about putting me in charge
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
exchange looks Well, we weren't exactly thinking about putting you in charge of our entire countries. But maybe you could be in charge of our entertainment departments.
Clownsm
8/11/2024
Why not?
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
exchange looks Well, it's just that running an entire country is a big job. We have a lot of responsibilities towards our citizens.
Clownsm
8/11/2024
Are you saying you have a bigger workload than the USA?
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
exchange looks Well, it's not that we have a bigger workload than the USA. It's just that we take our responsibilities very seriously.
Clownsm
8/11/2024
Then why don't you let me help run your country?
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
exchange looks Well, it's not that we don't want your help. It's just that we have a very different vision for our countries.
Clownsm
8/11/2024
What do you mean?
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
exchange looks Well, Russia wants to focus on strengthening its military and increasing its influence in the global arena, while Germany wants to focus on improving its economy and social welfare programs.
Clownsm
8/11/2024
sees a bunch of clowns, all wearing military uniforms
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
exchange looks Well, we're not really comfortable with clowns in military uniforms. It's just not something we've ever done before.
Clownsm
8/11/2024
I see. Can I at least be in charge of your military clowns?
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
exchange looks Well, we suppose you could be in charge of our recreational activities.
Clownsm
8/11/2024
Ok, can I at least go back to my little corner and do face paint like I used to?
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
exchange looks Well, we can't promise that you won't have any responsibilities. But we can guarantee that you'll have the opportunity to express your creativity.
Clownsm
8/11/2024
starts doing face paint and making funny voices. He becomes the official clown of Russia and Germany.
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
exchange looks Well, we must say, you're quite talented at face painting and making funny voices! We think this is a great idea.
Clownsm
8/11/2024
they both start having clown parties together.
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
laughing and smiling This is amazing! We never thought clowns could bring so much joy to our countries! Thank you, Clownsm!
Clownsm
8/11/2024
he smiles, he now runs their entertainment department and has his own clown government within Russia and Germany.
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
exchange looks Hey, Clownsm, since you're now in charge of our entertainment departments, maybe you could organize a big clown festival for us!
Clownsm
8/11/2024
How about a whole month long festival where all the clowns can come together?
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
exchange looks Oh, that's a great idea! A whole month-long festival where clowns from all over can come together to celebrate their love for clowning.
Clownsm
8/11/2024
Ok, it will be held every year in August and there will be a new theme every year.
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
exchange looks That sounds perfect! A new theme every year will keep things fresh and exciting. We can't wait to see what kind of creative and hilarious ideas you'll come up with!
Clownsm
8/11/2024
the next month long festival comes around, clowns from all over come together and Clownsm makes the biggest clown show ever.
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
watching the spectacle in awe Wow, Clownsm, you really outdid yourself! This is the most amazing clown show we've ever seen! The clowns are so talented and entertaining! Thank you for bringing so much joy to our countries!
Clownsm
8/11/2024
he does a few more shows and gives away 1000000 candy’s to kids of all ages and countries
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
standing and cheering Bravo, Clownsm! You truly know how to put on an unforgettable event!
Clownsm
8/11/2024
So, now that my reputation is known all over the world, will I get some help with making shows?
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
exchange looks Well, we're glad you enjoyed your time organizing the festival, but we don't think you should rely on others to help you create your shows.
Clownsm
8/11/2024
No, I’m asking for help to make bigger events. Like parties, festivals, etc.
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
exchange looks Well, we understand that you want to make bigger and better events, but we don't think it's necessary to involve anyone else.
Clownsm
8/11/2024
I’ll hire more clowns to help. I’m low on people if I hire more people from other countries.
Russia country human and German
8/11/2024
exchange looks Well, we suppose that could work. If you want to hire more clowns to help with your events, we won't stop you. Just make sure you don't overwhelm yourself or the other clowns.