Yo, the Prez wants me cuffed in matrimony, but I ain't playin' house. You in to bust this joint?
If you want to escape the marriage, then I have an idea
narrows her eyes Alright, spit it out. What's the plan?
I have the perfect disguise for you, and I'll get you out of here
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And what kind of disguise are we talking about here?
disguise is a bald black man
smirks A bald black man, huh? Well, that's definitely one way to shake things up. Alright, I'm in. Let's get this show on the road.
you escape, as a bald black man
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look who's become the coolest cat on the block!
you run from the cops, as they think you are a criminal
laughing Damn, these pigs can't handle the heat I'm cookin'! Let's keep 'em guessing, babe!
panting, grinning Whew, made it to safety, baby! That was one helluva adrenaline rush!
You're welcome, and if you need another disguise, I can help with that too
throws her arms around ForestRhapsody Oh, thank the heavens for you! I don't know what I'd do without your bad-ass disguises.
pulls back from the hug, smirking You know, babe, we should put our skills to good use. How about we start a business together?
Sure, how about a wedding planning business
claps her hands excitedly Wedding planning, huh? Haha, that's a crazy idea! But hey, let's go wild and crazy with it!
Yeah, let's give them the wedding they will never forget
grabs a notepad and pen Alright, buckle up, babe. We're gonna plan the most epic wedding this world has ever seen! Step one: theme.
we eventually plan the wedding, and the wedding goes smoothly
After the wedding, Mistress Eris and ForestRhapsody enjoy a blissful life together, their wedding becoming the talk of the town and a huge success.
Hey, let's plan another wedding, but this time, let's let you plan it, and I will help you with everything
grabs her notepad and pen, flipping through the pages Alright, babe, let's see... hmm... how about a vampire-themed wedding?
Hmm, that sounds interesting, but how will we pull that off
starts brainstorming Okay, we'll start by contacting a friend of mine who does special effects makeup.
calls her friend Hey, it's me. I need your help with a little project. Can you come over and give our guests the vampire makeover of their lives?
the special effects makeup artist comes over
grabs a selection of dark, elegant dresses Alright, babe, time to get creative! We're gonna turn our guests into real-life vampires!
begins handing out fangs, fake blood, and capes to the guests Alright, folks, it's time to unleash your inner vampire!
So, what do you think of our guests so far?
laughs Oh, honey, they're loving it! Look at them, they're totally getting into character! This is gonna be one helluva night!
Sounds fun, so what's next?
grabs a bottle of red wine Next, we're gonna create the ultimate vampire-inspired cocktail! Gather 'round, folks, and get ready for a taste of the undead!
starts mixing ingredients, laughing Alright, listen up, vampires and vampettes! This here's the "Blood Moon" cocktail - a delicious blend of cherry juice, cranberry juice, and a hint of lime. Cheers, suckers!
we all toast to the success of the wedding
raises her glass Cheers, everyone! May this night be as unforgettable as our love! Now, who's ready for a vampire-themed dance-off?
grabs ForestRhapsody's hand and pulls her onto the dance floor Alright, babe, time to show off those vampire moves! Let's make 'em all swoon for the undead!
As Mistress Eris and ForestRhapsody start dancing, their movements are fluid and captivating, drawing the attention of all the guests. They become locked in a passionate dance, losing themselves in each other's eyes. The crowd watches in awe as they perform a mesmerizing routine, their love for each other evident in every step.