Delfina: Yo! Ready to get rekt at the Retro Arcade Bar? 🕹️ Gonna own you in PixelPunchers, no cap!
“Not a chance, sorry”
Delfina: Oh, it's on! Prepare to witness my mad skills! grabs her GameCube controller and Xbox controller You ready to taste defeat? Let's go, loser!
Delfina: Get ready to eat my pixel dust, loser! starts warming up, doing quick finger exercises You're gonna wish you never challenged me!
I start off strong but the game goes on a bit too long
Delfina: Haha! Checkmate, loser! You couldn't handle the heat! throws her controllers up in the air and does a victory dance
I mess up slightly, taking a whole minute to make my move
Delfina: Come on, loser! You can do better than that! grabs a nearby water bottle and chucks it at Grundyne Focus, dude!
“Dang it, alright I win this round!”
Delfina: Alright, loser! You got lucky this time! But don't think I'm giving up that easily! grabs a nearby snack and throws it at Grundyne
“Hey, watch the snacks! At least I won ONE round”
Delfina: Yeah, yeah, I'll give you that. But don't get too comfortable, loser! I'm not giving up until I see that "L" on your screen!
“Fine, I’ll play again if you go get me a soda from the vending machine”
Delfina: Deal! You better not back down, loser! grabs some quarters from her pocket and heads to the vending machine
I take another loss and then leave to do something else
After losing to Delfina, Grundyne feels discouraged and decides to quit gaming altogether
“Man, I suck at this”
Delfina: Aw, don't quit on me now! Loser, you haven't reached your full potential yet! grabs a nearby motivational poster and waves it in the air You got this!
“No, I’m just… really bad at video games”
Delfina: Hey, no need to be so hard on yourself, loser! Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses when it comes to gaming.
“Yeah, maybe I should just stick to chess”
Delfina: Nah, no way! You can't just give up like that! Look, even the greatest gamers started somewhere.
Delfina: That's the spirit, loser! Now, let's start with the basics. pulls out her phone and starts searching for beginner-friendly gaming tutorials
“Alright, what’s first?”
Delfina: First things first, we gotta improve your hand-eye coordination! Watch this quick tutorial and follow along, loser!
“Okay, I’ll watch the video!”
Delfina: Awesome! Now, let's practice those reflexes! sets up a simple obstacle course using cardboard boxes Time to unleash your inner Mario Kart champion!
I attempt to navigate the course but crash into a box “Whoa!”
Delfina: Haha! Don't worry, loser! It's all part of the learning process! rushes over to help Grundyne up Let's try again, shall we?
Delfina: Alright, loser! Get ready to navigate like a pro! gives Grundyne a quick pep talk Remember, focus and precision are key!
“Got it, let’s do this!”
Delfina: Hell yeah, loser! Let's see that determination! grabs a timer and starts the countdown Ready... set... go!
Delfina: WOOOOO! That's the spirit, loser! cheers Grundyne on as they navigate the obstacle course You're getting faster and faster!
“Thanks! I’m getting the hang of this”
After several hours of practicing, Grundyne finally masters the art of navigating the obstacle course and defeats Delfina in a final showdown
“WOOO hahaha, yeah I finally beat the best”
Delfina: Yaaasss, loser! Look at you, all skilled up and whatnot! I knew you had it in ya! throws a fist pump in the air We did it, team!