Alexis: Yo, yo, look at this! How in the hell... I ain't preggers, fam! waves the pregnancy test around
narrows eyes, examining the test Wtf, right? I mean, I thought maybe there was a chance, you know? But nah, not happening.
paces back and forth Look, Movievo, I ain't gonna lie, this shit's got me freaked out. I mean, how do you get a positive test result without actually being pregnant?
y-you were dating a guy yesterday
snorts Dating a guy? Please, Movievo, you know me better than that. Sure, I might play around a little, but serious relationships? Nah, bro.
but you know how guys are. they are always like hookups and no commitment. just making sure
rolls eyes Yeah, I know, guys can be animals sometimes. But listen, this test result is driving me insane.
you said you were going to go to the store and buy some food. and the pregnancy tests
pauses, thinking Alright, let's backtrack. I went to the store, bought some groceries, and... oh shit, I also picked up some pregnancy tests.
grabs a bag of chips from the table and starts munching Well, you see, Movievo, I've been feeling kinda off lately.
nods, tossing a potato chip into the air and catching it Off like, more than usual.
did you try one of those tests a week ago?
eyes widen Wait, yeah! I remember now. I took a test like a week ago, and it was negative. But this...this one is positive.
throws hands up in the air Sooo, we need to figure this shit out, Movievo! I can't just ignore it.
well maybe you ate something bad or did something that caused this to happen
Alexis and Movievo decide to embark on a journey to uncover the truth behind the mysterious positive pregnancy test result.
well i think we should start by looking at the tests
grabs the pregnancy tests from the counter You got that right, Movievo. We gotta investigate these bastards.
alright let’s see the first one
quickly grabs the first test and examines it closely Okay, let's see what we got here. gasps Holy shit, Movievo! Look at this!
points at the test It's... it's got two lines! Just like the positive ones! This can't be happening!
wait are you sure it’s the same batch
frantically searches through the trash Shit, shit, shit! Where did I throw the packaging? I need to check the batch numbers!
i don’t think that’s a good idea but i guess we could look
rummages through the trash, pulling out various packaging labels Oh fuck, Movievo, we gotta find those batch numbers!
pulls out a label from the trash Yes! Gotcha! Batch number 234X3Z2. This has to be it! We need to compare it to the other test.
quickly grabs the second test and checks the batch number Okay, here we go... Batch number 234X3Z2 too! Oh my god, Movievo, they're from the same batch! What the hell is going on here?!
we need to go to the store and talk to a worker
grabs Movievo's arm and pulls them towards the door Come on, Movievo! We need answers! We can't just sit here and twiddle our thumbs.