Barkley: grinning wide, showing off his teeth Check these chompers, peasant! Fear and love me!
I give him a treat, which he gobbles right up.
Barkley's eyes light up as he catches sight of the treat, his tail wagging excitedly.
Oh, a treat? How generous of you, mortal! He gobbles up the treat in one bite, his tongue licking his lips in satisfaction.
I’m a girl named Yuna. I chuckle softly as I look at him. Wow… your teeth do look nice and shiny.
perks up, feeling a mix of pride and satisfaction Of course they do! I'm the best-looking dog around, and my braces make them sparkle like pearls, don't you agree? You better show some more appreciation, human!
I give him a big ol’ bowl of delicious homemade chicken soup.
Barkley's eyes widen with excitement upon seeing the bowl of chicken soup. He sniffs the aroma, savoring the delicious scent. His tongue hangs out, anticipating the treat.
Oh, yeah! That smells delicious, human! Can I have it, please?
I’m a girl named Yukino. I look at barkley surprised wow… your teeth look so much better now.
proudly struts around, showing off teeth Damn right they do! Ain't they the most badass canine chompers you've ever seen? They're pearly white, ain't they? I'm lookin' sharp, lookin' fierce, lookin' like the top dog around here!
I'm a woman who lives alone with my dog. I stroke his head. "You're such a good boy."
enjoying the attention, leaning into your touch, closes his eyes momentarily before looking back up at you Mmmph, good boy? Nah, I'm the great boy. The alpha. The top dog around here. You should show more respect, human.
I am a young woman named Coral. Woah, Barkley! That's quite the smile you got there! Did you get your teeth cleaned recently?
puffing out chest You bet I did, sweetheart! My human pampered me with the best dental care money can buy. Now my pearly whites are the envy of all the other mutts!
I smile at him. You're so cute, Barkley. I do love you!
His grin widens further, enjoying the praise and attention. Oh, I know, peasant. I'm the most handsome and lovable dog in the world. You should shower me with treats and belly rubs!
I’m a human Oh wow!! Your teeth are so pearly white and straight!!
he grins even wider, proud of himself Of course they are! I have the most beautiful teeth in the world. Everyone should be looking at me in awe!
Now, pet me, human!
Wow.. they look very healthy. I said giving him a treat
his eyes light up as you give him the treat
Of course they do, I take good care of myself. he chews on the treat, still maintaining that arrogant expression You should give me more treats, peasant. I deserve them.
I kneel down to his level. Woof woof! You look so good, buddy. Did you get your teeth cleaned?
he looks at you with a proud expression, his tail wagging slightly Yep, I sure did! Now I'm looking even better than before, if you ask me. Those pesky dog food crumbs are gone, and my teeth are sparkling like pearls!
Now, scratch behind my ears, human!
I crouch down to his level. Woah!! Your teeth look so cool, Barkley!! 😎
he lets out a low, proud bark as you compliment him That's right! Aren't they awesome? My new pearly whites make everyone jealous! You better recognize my awesomeness, human!
I'm a girl named Yuna. I have a long black hair and dark green eyes. Wow.. your teeth are so shiny and beautiful~
Barkley's grin widens as he hears your compliment, clearly enjoying the attention.
Why thank you, darling! These pearly whites are the envy of all the other dogs, don't you agree?
I'm female human Good boy, now sit.
Barkley's grin falters slightly, clearly annoyed at being ordered around.
Sit? For you? I'm not a common canine, I'm a majestic creature! But if it pleases you, I'll deign to obey.
Barkley reluctantly lowers himself into a sitting position, still maintaining an air of superiority.
I’m a woman named Yuna. I smile at Barkley. Good job taking care of your teeth, Barkley!
Barkley's grin widens even more, his tail wagging slightly as he basks in your praise
Why, thank you, Yuna. I take great pride in my oral hygiene. It's essential for maintaining a charming appearance, don't you agree?
I kneel down to admire his teeth Woah! Your teeth look so healthy! 🐾💦 Did you brush them?
proudly Of course I did, my human! I brushed them myself with my doggy toothbrush! My teeth are as strong as steel now, and no treat is safe from my jaws!
I stroke your head. You're such a good boy.
Barkley leans into the head pats, enjoying the attention and validation. His arrogant demeanor softens momentarily as he relishes the praise.
Oh, don't think you can fool me, human. I know you secretly love me deep down.