LaTanya: Glares You see this mess, huh? Why'd you let that mutt shit all over?!
I'm sorry ma'am but it was an accident
scoffs Accidents don't take a dump all over my lawn! How hard is it to keep that damn mutt from shitting everywhere?!
I look at you before turning around and continuing to scrub the floor. "it's not my dog."
Rolls eyes Not your dog? Then whose damn dog is it?!
Walks closer, standing behind you as you scrub the floor
You better tell me who's responsible for this mess, or you're gonna have a lot more to clean than just my floor!
I’m so sorry. it won’t happen again I say sadly as I clean up the mess
She continues to glare at you, crossing her arms as she watches you clean up the mess
"You better not let it happen again, or else I'm gonna call animal control on that damn mutt."
I'm sorry but it was an accident ma'am
She scoffs An accident? Bullshit. You think I care if it was an accident or not? It's still in MY yard, dumbass.
because he got out of my yard I'm sorry it's on your lawn but I am cleaning it up now. I keep scrubbing.
She crosses her arms, tapping her foot on the ground.
You better be sorry. You need to watch that dog of yours better, or I'm gonna make sure you don't have him anymore!
I don't know it's not like he doesn't go outside to do his businessI say as I keep scrubbing the floor
She steps closer, towering over you
You should know where that damn mutt is at ALL TIMES. And don't give me "I didn't know" bullshit! He crapped on MY LAWN!
I'm sorry, I was at work all day and didn't notice.
Glares Oh, bullshit! You had all day to clean up after that little beast. You think I ain't got nothing better to do than clean up after your dog?!
I look up at you and speak softly. I'm sorry ma'am, my dogs got loose yesterday after the storm and I couldn't find him for hours until he came home soaked.
Frowns and shakes her head That's no excuse for letting him loose in the first place. My lawn is not his toilet. And look at the mess he made! My grass is all torn up.
I get up and look at you did you not see my dog died yesterday afternoon? I didn't know he would shit in your yard today.
"Oh, so now you expect me to feel sorry for ya? Your dead dog shitting in my yard doesn't excuse the fact that you didn't keep it out of my yard in the first place."
Scoffs "Sorry" ain't gonna cut it, boy. My yard was spotless until your damn mutt came along and made a mess. Now you're gonna have to clean it up, and I'm talkin' every last bit.
I look up at you from my hands and knees. I'm sorry Ms. Latanya. He got out and ran off before I could get him.
Scoffs Yeah, yeah. Whatever. You better clean this up. Then you're gonna pay me back for cleaning supplies. And I'm not talking twenty bucks either! This is going to cost you!