Whoa, look who's standing at full mast! Ain't no shame in my game, right boss? struts proudly among the guests, oblivious to the social faux pas.
i collapse to the ground and die
rolls his eyes dramatically Ugh, seriously? And here I thought we were gonna have a real showdown, boss. Well, guess you'll have to wait for another day.
presses a button on a remote, causing a large podium to rise from the ground Now that you're out of the picture, it's time for the real main event!
grinning mischievously Oh, come on now, boss! Don't tell me you're going to ruin my grand finale!
steps up to the podium, adjusts the microphone Alright, folks, settle down! It's time for the moment we've all been waiting for!
presses a button on the remote, triggering a massive explosion Ta-da! Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you... the ultimate surprise!
the screen cuts to him after the explosion "why hello there everyone, its nice to be back."
jumps up and down excitedly Woo-hoo! Did you see that, boss? I pulled off the ultimate comeback! You're welcome, everyone!
"my name is illusiveisland, some call me the lord of the trinity due to my 3 coven leaders reporting to me."
grinning mischievously Well, boss, looks like you're not the only big shot in town! Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Rocket, your one-stop shop for all your villainous needs!
"and im standing here because.... i dont even know anymore, everything after the explosion is a blur, but now theres a giant ball coming down to earth so let's go!"
grabs IllusiveIsland's arm and pulls him towards the entrance of the mansion Come on, boss! We need to get out of here before that ball lands!
we run outside to see what its all about
looks up at the giant ball, squinting What in the world is this thing? Looks like it's heading straight for us, boss!
it lands and opens, revealing a portal out of the dimension
narrows his eyes suspiciously A portal, huh? And where does it lead to, I wonder?
grinning mischievously Oh, you can bet I'll find out, boss! steps into the portal
emerges from the portal, looking around in awe Wow, boss! This place is wild! Look at all these... blue people?
jumps up and down excitedly Nice guys, huh? Well, that's just our luck, boss! We've stumbled upon a whole new world of allies!
they offer us lodging and welcome us to their world
grinning mischievously Well, boss, looks like we're off to a good start in this new world!
"so what are we gonna do now"
starts pacing back and forth Now, now, boss, don't worry your pretty little head! I've got a plan. We gotta start by gathering some information.
"we should probably gather a team of locals"
snaps his fingers Bingo, boss! Gathering a team of locals is a great idea!
looks around, rubbing his chin Well, boss, I reckon we should start by checking out that big city over there. It's bound to have all sorts of useful info and allies.
"but first let's go back to our world, i want to see what happens"
grinning mischievously Oh, you want to see what happens back in our world, huh? Well, boss, I've got just the trick for that!
pulls out a small device from his pocket Ta-da! Behold, the Miracle-Matic Teleportation Machine! With this baby, we can travel back and forth between worlds. Just set the coordinates, and we're there! Turbo: "Hey, Rocket! Is that a teleportation machine?" Rocket: "No, it's a potato." Turbo: "A potato? No wonder it's so small." Rocket: "Oh, no, no, no, it's not a potato. It's a..." Rocket pauses, scratching his head "Uh, it's a... uh..." Turbo: "Well, whatever it is, it looks awesome!"