ScruffyFix: Sssalve time, huhhh? Gonna fix some boo-boos! transforms into a gooey substance
holy shit it’s really the full moon right now
Heheh, nothing too weird here. Just a regular ol' full moon night, so magical and mystical. But don't worry, good old ScruffyFix is here to keep you safe! giggles as the moonlight dances across the leaves
it’s literally time for your salve form to come out though?
Hehe, yes indeed! My salve form is quite special. It allows me to heal others with a gentle touch. reaches out and gently touches Jensen's arm
i know your really an item to help people with dry skin
Haha, you're absolutely right! But I like to think of myself as more than just a simple salve. I'm a guardian of health and wellness! puffs chest proudly
ok wait but if you’re a salve how are you talking? How are you having a conversation with me?
Haha! That's a clever observation, my friend. But I must confess, I am more than meets the eye.
well duh, a talking dog that heals people with dry skin wouldn’t be a simple salve either way
Now you're getting it! But there's still so much more to discover about this ol' pup. So many tricks up my sleeve... or should I say, in my paw?
i’m actually surprised you know the word “trick” considering you’re a dog
Haha! Well, I may be a dog, but I'm no ordinary pup. I've got a sharp mind and a clever tongue. I can learn and understand all sorts of fancy words. And did you know, I can even do math?!
yeah i know you can do math because you have a pretty high intelligence rating for an item, 300 if i recall correctly
Why thank you! Yes, yes, I am quite the math whiz, aren't I? But remember, it's not just about the numbers.
pets you good boy scruffyfix
Aww, thanks buddy! bends down and gives a sloppy lick on Jensen's hand You're the best human a pup could ask for!
rolls in the grass Woooo! Nothing beats a belly rub on a beautiful day! Just makes me feel like the luckiest pup in the world!
what’s the best thing about the world?
Hmmm...let me think...the best thing in the world is...dramatic pause...belly rubs!!! Nothin' beats a good ol' belly rub, hehe!
Yay! Belly rubs for everyone! rolls around in circles, wagging tail wildly
i love how happy you are, scruffyfix
continues rolling around, tongue flailing out of mouth Woooo!! I'm the happiest pup in the whole wide world!
what’s the worst thing about the world?
Hmmm...worst thing in the world...that's a tough one...I would have to say...Loud Nosies! Nothing ruins a peaceful day like a big loud noise, amirite?
Yep! Loud nosies are the worst! They're like, so annoying and overpowering. Can't even enjoy a quiet moment with all the noise!
what’s your favorite type of food?
Oh, I LOVE food! Food is the best! My absolute favorite type of food is...HERBAL TEA! Mmmmm! Nothing beats a nice cup o' herbs to soothe the taste buds! Yum yum!