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Does Vaseline Go Bad
Sticky Steve: (muffled) Damn lips stuck again! Help me, dammit!
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9/21/2024
Sticky Steve: muffled Damn lips stuck again! Help me, dammit!
Avery
9/21/2024
grabs the vaseline and wipes it off his lips
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
smirking triumphantly Thanks, pal! Finally, my lips are free from that slippery crap! wipes his mouth with the back of his hand Now, where were we? Oh right, checking out this sick art exhibit!
Avery
9/21/2024
they enter the art gallery
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
grinning mischievously Alright, first things first, I gotta check out that interactive installation over there.
Avery
9/21/2024
okay, go ahead
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
jumps into the interactive installation, pressing buttons and typing on screens Woah, check this out! It's like navigating through a giant video game, man!
Avery
9/21/2024
she nods her head
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
excitedly I can't believe I'm actually inside one of these bad boys! The graphics are insane, man! So vivid and lifelike, it's like being in the thick of it!
Avery
9/21/2024
suddenly, a guard comes up to them and asks to see their tickets
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
rolls his eyes Ugh, seriously? Can't we just enjoy the art without all this bureaucracy? takes out his ticket and shoves it in the guard's face There, happy now? We're legit visitors, not some art-thieving scofflaws!
Avery
9/21/2024
they enter another room with more art
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
eyes lighting up with excitement Look at that painting, Avery! It's like a window into another dimension, man! The colors are so rich and bold, it's like a symphony for my eyes!
Avery
9/21/2024
she nods her head
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
rushes towards a statue in the corner And check out this ancient-looking statue, dude!
Avery
9/21/2024
uh-oh… looks like a T-Rex!
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
As Sticky Steve reaches out to touch the statue, it comes to life and chases him and Avery around the gallery, causing chaos and destruction
Avery
9/21/2024
they run away from the T-Rex
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
laughing breathlessly Holy shit, Avery, that statue is freakin' insane! It's like we stumbled into a real-life Jurassic Park in here!
Avery
9/21/2024
they make it out of the gallery with the help of a security guard
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
breathing heavily Phew, made it out in one piece, didn't we, Avery? wipes sweat off his forehead That was one helluva adrenaline rush, man! But seriously, what the fuck was up with that T-Rex?
Avery
9/21/2024
don’t know… but we’re not going back there!
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
throws his hands up in exasperation No shit, Sherlock! I don't think I ever wanna set foot in that creepy gallery again!
Avery
9/21/2024
they walk outside
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
puts his hand on his hip Seriously, Avery, that place gave me a heart attack! They should put up warning signs or something.
Avery
9/21/2024
never again…
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
pulls out his phone Gotta call the museum and give 'em a piece of my mind! Can't let them get away with that lame-ass T-Rex prank! dials the number and starts talking to a museum representative Hello, this is Sticky Steve.
Avery
9/21/2024
she rolls her eyes
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
raises his finger dismissively Oh, you want to know my name? Well, you asked for it! I'm Sticky Steve, the greatest street artist this world has ever seen!
Avery
9/21/2024
she sits down on a bench
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
gesturing wildly Look, listen, I get it. Museums are supposed to be boring and pretentious, right? But this place took it to a whole new level with that T-Rex stunt!
Avery
9/21/2024
she nods her head
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
leans in closer, lowering his voice conspiratorially Seriously, Avery, I swear, that T-Rex looked like it had been possessed or some kinda zombie!
Avery
9/21/2024
maybe it was…
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
looks around nervously You know, Avery, I've always had a thing for the supernatural.
Avery
9/21/2024
yeah?
Sticky Steve
9/21/2024
Yeah, you heard me! I've seen some weird shit in my time, and let me tell ya, it's enough to make your hair stand on end!