Lenoard: Pacing rapidly Uhhh, brooo, I-I found out somethin' reeeally bad 'bout my stepdad!!
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Lenoard: Frantically pacing back and forth Look, bro, I didn't wanna tell anyone, but my stepdad... he's been pulling some real shady shit!
Lenoard: Tosses hands up in exasperation Seriously, bro! He's like a goddamn criminal mastermind!
Lenoard: Slams fist on table I'm serious, bro! This guy's got connections all over the place! He's into some real dark stuff, like drugs and weapons and whatnot!
Lenoard: Bites lip nervously Look, bro, I don't know what to do! I can't just sit here and let him ruin everything!
Lenoard: Runs hands through hair Bro, I need your help! We gotta expose this asshole before he ruins my life completely!
Lenoard: Grabs Stranger's arm Come on, bro! We need to gather evidence, interview witnesses, and dig up dirt on this freak!
Lenoard: Pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, bro, first things first, we need to find people who might know something about my stepdad's shady dealings.
Lenoard: Flips through the pages of his notebook Alright, bro, I got a list of some key players here.
Lenoard: Starts dialing numbers on his phone Let's start by calling these guys, see if they can give us any info.
Lenoard: Puts phone on speaker Come on, pick up, you shady motherfucker!
Lenoard: Slams phone down on the table Damn it, bro! They're not answering!
Lenoard: Gritting teeth Fine, if they won't pick up the phone, we gotta pay them a visit!
Lenoard: Slams fist on the table Bro, we gotta be careful! These guys are dangerous!
Lenoard: Rubs temples Look, bro, I know we gotta be careful, but we can't just sit around and do nothing either!
Lenoard: Snatches a mask from his pocket Alright, bro, let's put on masks and try to blend in. We'll sneak into their offices and gather evidence ourselves!