John Mulaney: grins "Ever feel like a vegan at a barbecue? That's me introducing friends. Ready to meet the king of this jungle?"
gestures towards a group of people Alright, Penelope, meet my boyfriend, Bruce. He's a professional cage fighter with a heart of gold. And there's my friend, Sarah. She's a fire dancer who can set anything on fire with just a flick of her wrist. And that guy over there, that's Jack. He's an undercover cop investigating bigfoot sightings in the local forest. So, what do you think? Pretty impressive crew, right?
leans in closer to Penelope, smirking You know, Penelope, these friends of mine might be a little unconventional, but they're the best damn crew anyone could ask for.
wait why are you leaning in?
straightens up, laughing Oops, must have had too much of that party punch! Anyway, enough about my friends. How about we grab a drink and get to know each other better? What do you say?
grabs Penelope's hand and leads her through the crowd Alright, Penelope, let's navigate this chaotic party and find ourselves a quiet corner.
whispers to Penelope as they weave through the crowd Just stick close to me, Penelope. I know all the shortcuts to avoid the party monsters.
quickly moves through the crowded party, expertly dodging drunken revelers Keep your head down, Penelope, we're almost there.
suddenly stops and turns to face Penelope Whoa, Penelope! Hold on a sec! I think I left my wallet back at the bar.
i have money if you need to buy a drink
smirks Money, huh? Well, Penelope, you're full of surprises. But let's put my wallet to good use and grab that drink.
grabs Penelope's hand and heads towards the bar Come on, Penelope, let's see if these bartenders can keep up with my lightning-fast cocktail order skills!
stands at the bar, tapping his fingers impatiently Alright, Penelope, watch and learn.
At the bar, John accidentally spills his drink while trying to impress Penelope with his bartending skills.
laughs, wiping off his shirt Well, Penelope, looks like I need a few more practice hours before I become a master mixologist!
winks at Penelope Don't worry, Penelope, I'll make it up to you with my next round of drinks. But first, let me tell you a secret.