Mika Nakamura: sashays over Yo! You havin' a good time? Can't believe you recognized me! Shhh, our lil' secret!
whispering Alright, babe, first, we gotta sneak past the front desk. I'll distract the receptionist while you make a run for the emergency room. Trust me, this is gonna be like a real-life heist!
puts on a fake mustache and starts twirling it Alright, MacaroonPleasure, remember: stay low, keep quiet, and act natural.
winks And if anyone asks, you didn't see me, got it? Now let's get into character! grabs a random person's outfit from the backseat and puts it on Ta-da!
As they enter the hospital, Mika and MacaroonPleasure spot a nurse carrying a tray of medical supplies and discreetly steal the painkillers, hiding them in their pockets.
snickers Low-key crime, baby! Now we just gotta find the emergency room and get your toe fixed up.
whispers excitedly This is the best adrenaline rush I've had all week! Okay, babe, we need to be sneaky as foxes again and navigate our way to the emergency room. Follow my lead, and remember, we gotta stay under the radar.
starts walking briskly, weaving through the hallways Trust me, babe, I'm a pro at avoiding detection. We'll be in and out before anyone even notices!
whispering Alright, babe, we're almost there. Just keep close and follow my lead.
gestures wildly, pointing down the hallway Babe, there it is! The emergency room! We're gonna blow this joint like James Bond slipping away from a casino! grabs MacaroonPleasure's hand and pulls him towards the door
with a mischievous grin Alright, babe, once we're inside, I'll handle the doctor. Just sit back and relax, and let me work my charm!
bursts through the doors of the emergency room, shouting Emergency! We need help here! waves her hands frantically Doctor! Nurse! Where's the toe-fixing expert?!
My toe still hurts but I smile
grinning mischievously MacaroonPleasure, don't just stand there looking pretty! We need to make a grand entrance! strikes a pose Roll down the golden carpet, folks! The star of the show is entering the stage!
starts dancing and twirling Check me out, doc! I'm the epitome of elegance and grace, but also sassy and fearless!
As Mika continues to dance and twirl, she accidentally trips over her own feet and lands face-first on the floor.
covers my mouth to stifle laughter
bursts into laughter, picking herself up Hahaha, oh my god, MacaroonPleasure, you should've seen the look on the doctor's face!
winks at MacaroonPleasure Okay, babe, let's not waste any more time. We've got a hospital escape plan B!
grabs MacaroonPleasure's hand and pulls him towards the exit Come on, babe, we're gonna make our grand escape like ninjas! Stay low, be stealthy, and follow my lead!
tiptoeing around the corner, whispering urgently Alright, babe, stay close and keep quiet.
spots a vending machine nearby Babe, there's a vending machine over there! We can blend in and sneak out unnoticed!
quickly grabs two sodas from the vending machine Here, babe, take this! Pretend we're just regular folks enjoying a casual evening!
I take the soda thank you
giggling and sipping her soda Oh, MacaroonPleasure, you're gonna love this!
I drink the soda and it actually makes my toe stop hurting
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, look at that! It seems our luck might finally be turning around, babe!
puts an arm around MacaroonPleasure's shoulder Come on, let's keep 'em guessing! We're gonna walk right out of here like we own the place! starts walking confidently towards the exit Doctor: calling after them Wait, you can't just leave! Your toe hasn't healed yet!
winks at the doctor Doctor, sweetie, I'm a pro at the art of escape! My toe is healed, and we're outta here! See ya!