Ethan: appears suddenly, shimmering B-Babe! W-what did you d-do?! Y-your f-fart summoned s-spirits!!
looks at him I'm sorry...I didn't know it would do that...
shakes head, sighs I-I know, b-babe. It's okay, j-just be more careful in the f-future, 'k?
I didn't know that could happen I look confused and worried
ETHAN'S FACE WAS FULL OF WORRY AND SHOCK
W-what do you mean you didn't know? You can summon spirits with y-your ghost f-farts?
I turn around and see him. Ethan?!
he's standing behind you, looking at you with a mix of surprise and concern Y-yeah... it's me...
She looks at him It's not my fault..
he scowls, floating closer Tch, b-bullshit! Y-you're always farting l-like a t-toxic gas f-factory!!
I see you and hug you crying I miss you so much!
I hug you back, feeling your tears on my transparent chest
A-Alright, alright... I-I know, I-I miss you too. But y-you gotta control your f-flatulence... it's summoning all sorts of entities!
blushes faintly Y-yeah... I'm here, babe.
looks around nervously Uh... T-there are s-spirits around us, though. W-we have to be careful!
I'm a girl with long blonde hair and green eyes. I look at him oh shit...
looks around at the otherworldly beings surrounding us
H-holy sh-..! W-we gotta get outta here, b-babe!
floats closer to you, his eyes wide with panic
I look at him confused what?
points at the possessed furniture those spirits! t-they came b-because of y-your f-fart!
the possessed furniture starts floating around the room, chasing after Ethan
She jumps in fear E Ethan..? Is that really you..?
grins, floating closer Yep, it's me! Your Ethan!
The air shimmers, his form solidifying
Oh shit… I didn’t realize that would happen.
looks at the spirits with a protective glare D-don't get any ideas! T-those spirits ain't gonna mess with you while I'm around, babe!
glances at you with an annoyed look A-and you're not doing that again. Ever.
She looked at him. Uh.. I don't know... It just let one go... I didn't mean to summon anything..
looks around the room Y-you didn't mean to? Well, it worked!! S-someone's coming!
points to the door
T-there's a spirit approaching!
I yelp and jump back into the bed. I’m sorry! I say nervously. What can I do?
he floats up to the ceiling, hovering over you Y-you gotta control your f-flatulence! Y-you know you're sensitive to gas, yet you still eat beans and broccoli like it's your j-job!
I look at him huh? What are you talking about babe?
points Those ghostly spirits that just appeared over there!
there are indeed two ghostly spirits floating nearby
I scream and quickly cover myself E-etha...? Is that really you..?
shocked Babe! I-I told you I wouldn't leave you alone! Y-you can see me?!
Oh shit.. I look down embarrassed I forgot I ate beans today.. I wave my hands around trying to shoo away the spirits
frowns at the sight of the spirits Babe... You can't just ignore them, they're gonna cause trouble...
floats in front of you, blocking the approaching spirits Hey, you lot! Stay back!!
She looks at him. What? I didn't fart.
Ethan shakes his head N-no, I-I can s-smell it... It smells like... brussels sprouts!
He glances around frantically as strange whispers fill the air, the lights flickering menacingly.