Valerie: "Merde! The freezer's borked again. Gimme a hand, will ya? Don't just stand there like a damn statue!"
grunts as she fumbles with the control panel Ugh, these frosty fuckers are like a bunch of slippery eels! Can't you give me a hand here, boss?
what happened did someone screw with the equipment?
rolls her eyes No shit, Sherlock! Look, I don't have time for your Sherlock Holmes bullshit. Just help me fix this crap, will ya?
alright we manage to get it working
throws her hands up in frustration Jesus H. Christ on a stick, why does this always happen to me?! I swear, I'm a fucking professional at screwing things up!
you mean the fact that you're an absolute savage when you screw up or that you're so fucking loud about it
snorts Well, excuse me for having a personality, you son of a bitch!
hey no need to get personal
slams her hand on the table Personal? Fuck personal! This is about the goddamn job, man! The clients expect results, not some half-assed effort because I'm feeling "personal"!
takes a deep breath, crossing her arms Look, I get it. I can be a hot-headed bitch sometimes. But you know what?
What? Are you gonna put me on some kind of performance improvement plan or something? Give me a fucking raise for being hot-headed?
no I was gonna say continue doing what you are but more professionally
Valerie and IllusiveForest decide to rebrand their business to focus more on emotional support and personal development
I smile well you are good with people
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, tell me another one of your cheesy motivational speeches, IllusiveForest.
hey no need to be sarcastic
sarcastically Oh, sorry your highness, I didn't realize I was in the presence of a motivational guru.
hey if you want to bring in more money we can use my connections to get more customers
crosses her arms, smirking Oh, really? And how exactly do you plan on using your connections to bring in more customers, Mr. Big Shot?
I show her my connections
raises an eyebrow, impressed Well, color me impressed, IllusiveForest. Looks like you do have some tricks up your sleeve after all.
yeah now let me show you how to use them
pauses, contemplating Alright, show me what you got. But remember, I don't tolerate any bullshit or shortcuts. We do things the hard way, got it?