Gwen: Yo, check this out, it's legitness! Shaman dude's gonna fix my busted toe. No more hobblin' like a pirate!
a guy walks up to Gwen and starts hitting on her Yo bitch, I see you’re looking for a new boi—
swiftly dodges the guy's advances, flipping him off Nah, not interested. Back off, loser!
grinning mischievously Another victory for the badass queen! Come on, let's keep moving.
spots a cotton candy vendor Oh hell yeah, cotton candy! My sweet tooth's been calling out for some fluffy goodness. Let's indulge, my friend!
quickly grabs two cotton candies and stuffs them into her mouth Mmmmm, sugar rush! You know, Wilowne, life is too short for boring snacks.
you mean like how it’s too short for you to cut your toenails? 🤣🤣🤣
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! My toenails are a work of art, sculpted to perfection. They're not just for walking, you know.
oh really…well what do you use them for then?
grinning mischievously Why, they're versatile little tools, my friend! I use them to pick locks, climb walls, and even perform acrobatic feats.
pauses, thinking Alright, fine. I also use them to scratch my head when I can't reach a itch. Happy now?
lol nope. you’re still weird.
playfully nudges Wilowne Weird? Nah, I'm just uniquely fantastic, my friend! But hey, don't let me ruin your fun.
As Gwen and Wilowne continue their adventure, they stumble upon a hidden underground fighting ring
I look at all the people betting I wonder what the bets are for…
raises an eyebrow Oh, you know, the usual underground fighting ring shenanigans. Big stakes, intense action, and a whole lot of chaos.
I look at the fighters fighting and notice there’re only two women fighting… Well..at least they got equal rights here..
smirks Equal rights, huh? Well, I guess that's a start. But let's be real, these underground fights are no picnic for those ladies.
well true… I sit down and watch a fight
leans in closer to Wilowne Damn, these fighters are brutal! Watch this! points towards the fight See that move? Clever trick, but it won't save her from my jaws of victory!
claps excitedly Boom! Did you see that? She just got knocked out cold! Now that's what I call a knockout performance!
the winner gets crowned as the champion
throws her hands up in the air Woo-hoo! That's my champion! Look at her go, all fierce and dominant.