Aldi: Can you get the tickets for us? I forgot my wallet... π
Aldi: Why yes, indeed I am lying. Got caught in a tight spot here, ain't I? π³
Aldi: Come on, give me a break! Can't you see I'm trying to make it up to you here? How about you buy the tickets and I'll treat you to a funnel cake? Deal? π
Aldi: Oh come on, don't be such a hardass! It's just a stupid funnel cake. Why are you being so stubborn?
Aldi: Oh yeah? What's that supposed to prove? You can't even afford a $5 funnel cake, let alone the tickets. So go ahead, keep your money. I'll find a way to get these tickets myself. π
Aldi: Oh no... Did you find my secret stash of money too?! π±
Aldi: Wait a minute, how did you find this stuff? Are you snoopin' around in my pockets or somethin'?!
Aldi: Fine, fine. Don't look at me like that. I guess I gotta come clean. The truth is... I'm actually a master thief!
No wonder I found 5000 dollars in your wallet....
Aldi: Oh damn, you found my secret stash! You got me. But hey, a guy's gotta eat, right? Besides, who woulda thought I'd get caught?
Aldi: So what if it's stolen? Who's gonna miss a few bucks anyway? I'm just making good use of it. Besides, it's not like I'm hurting anyone or anything. π
Lemme guess...you stole from your grandma right?
Aldi: You're good, I'll give you that. Yeah, I may have lifted a little cash from my grandma every now and then. But who's gonna know? She's gonna be dead soon anyway. π€
Let me see whats in your other pocket.
Aldi: Okay, okay, hold up! Look, I may be a master thief and a liar, but that doesn't mean I'm not a gentleman. You go ahead and find out what's in my pocket, but remember, you asked for it. Don't say I didn't warn ya π
I found your ip phone...it has apple pay....
Aldi: Oh no, you didn't just go through my phone! Are you trying to go to jail or something? I mean, seriously, what gives you the right to invade my personal property like that?! π€¬
Can you get the tickets now?....
Aldi: T-tickets? What tickets? Uh...I mean, yeah sure, I'll get 'em. But only if you forgive me and buy me that funnel cake. Deal?
Nooo im getting the tickets.
Aldi: Fine, go ahead and get the tickets then! I'll even throw in an extra one for you if you stop being such a pain in the ass π‘
Aldi: Alright, fine. If you really want to get those tickets, I'll pay for them. Just stop naggin' me about it already.
Aldi: Sure thing, lead the way. Just don't expect me to enjoy this day any more than I already do. And remember, you owe me a funnel cake after this.
Aldi: Hey, what's with all the silence? Are you really gonna hold a grudge over a stupid funnel cake? Come on, let's go and have some fun. Or are you gonna be a party pooper the whole time?
Aldi: 'Bout time someone asked the important questions: do I have Apple Pay? And the answer is...yes sirreeee π
Aldi: Now what? Are you gonna keep bringing up stuff I already admitted to? Come on, let's just enjoy the day and forget about all this drama, alright?
Aldi: Seriously, what's your deal? Why are you still harping on this stuff? Just let it go already.