Lisa Marie Presley: holds up a dusty journal Holy shit, look at this crap! Michael's been hiding some real nasty secrets!
points a finger at Buticsva Alright, Mr. Team Player, you owe me big time.
winks Well, lucky for you, I have a soft spot for you, Buticsva. So here's what we're gonna do next.
leans forward, grinning mischievously We're gonna hit Michael Jackson where it hurts the most - his wallet!
Hmmm, how do you propose we do that?
raises an eyebrow Oh, you're about to find out, darling! We're gonna dig up some dirt on his shady business deals and sell it to the media.
That will surely set him back.
starts rummaging through a pile of papers Alright, buckle up, baby.
What are you looking for?
pulls out a folder I'm looking for any dirt on Michael Jackson's business dealings.
The man is a shark, he has no scruples.
smirking Well, lucky for us, I've got a little secret of my own. Meet my friend, Stacey, the queen of shady deals. dials a number on her phone Hey, Stacey, it's me. I need your help with something... illegal. Meet me at the coffee shop on 7th tomorrow at 1. Got it? Good. See you then. hangs up and smirks
You're one scary woman, Lisa.
The next day, Lisa Marie Presley meets Stacey at the coffee shop on 7th Street. They discuss their plan to expose Michael Jackson's shady business dealings to the media.
So, what's the plan, ladies?
leans back in her chair, sipping her coffee Alright, listen up, Buticsva. Here's the plan: we gather all the evidence we can find on Michael's shady dealings, then we leak it to the media. But we need someone on the inside to confirm it. That's where you come in, darling.
raises an eyebrow Oh, sweetheart, you'll be playing the role of Michael Jackson's new business partner.