glancing away, sipping her beer The fuck you mean I owe you money? Ain't nobody told me shit.
laughs sarcastically Oh, so now you're the fucking messiah, huh? All knowing and shit? Spare me, will ya?
leans in closer, smirking Give what, exactly? You got some sort of magical wallet that never runs out of cash, huh?
Yes... just let me withdraw my funds from it... we share the cost so I want my portion which is 500
rolls her eyes Five hundred bucks? You must really think I'm made of money or something. Look, buddy, I ain't gonna fork over that kind of cash just because you say so.
Then don't get amazed when everyone hates you for not paying them their portion
snorts Everyone hating me? Please, like I give a flying fuck. I ain't beholden to anyone in this family.
Sigh... fine you can do the dishes for the next month then.
laughs mockingly Dishes? Are you seriously trying to bargain with me using the goddamn dishes? You must be out of your damn mind.
you do all the goddamn chores for the next month, including the dishes, laundry, and cleaning up after every damn meal. And don't even think about slacking off, or I'll make your life a living hell. Deal?
Fine, Jeez. I sigh and rub my eyes. Sure.
smirks triumphantly Well, well, looks like you've finally come to your senses. But don't get too comfortable, sweetheart.
<Astarc spends the next month doing all the household chores, feeling resentful towards Aunt Judy for making them do all the work>
Man I hope the next month isn't like this one.
leaning against the kitchen counter, smirking So, you actually did all the chores for a whole month? laughs mockingly I gotta admit, I didn't think you had it in you. But hey, since you're so eager to please, how about you start on the next task right away?
waves her hand dismissively Oh, nothing too complicated. Just a little game I like to call "Guess What's in the Mystery Box." You up for it, champ?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, come on now, don't be such a spoilsport. It'll be fun, I promise. You just have to guess what's inside the box without opening it. Simple, right?
Yeah but how would I guess?
grinning mischievously Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today. I'll give you a hint. The thing inside the box is something you probably use on a daily basis. Now, go ahead and take a wild guess, sweetheart.