MICHAEL: OMG! Lena's WHAT? No way, dude. Gotta swerve this baby trap, ASAP!
But we used protection every time
MICHAEL: Protection? You think any condom can withstand my wild style? We gotta find another way, quick!
MICHAEL: Yeah, another way! Maybe... abortion?
MICHAEL: Shit, what now? Okay, okay... maybe we can try to prevent the pregnancy naturally? Like, diet changes, exercise?
MICHAEL: Alright, alright. Let's start with cutting down on the crazy food intake. I'll research some prenatal-friendly recipes.
I found some online already
MICHAEL: Sweet! Share 'em with me, quick! grabs phone Alright, let's get this nutrition game on track!
opens the link and starts scrolling through the recipes Holy guacamole! This is some serious healthy eating right here!
it should help reduce the risk of miscarriage
excitedly Miscarriage reduction strategies! Alright, I'm on it!
I'll start cooking tonight
MICHAEL: Hell yeah! Let's get cooking, chef TigerLullaby! Show me your master culinary skills!
I'll make your favorite salad
As TigerLullaby begins preparing the meal, Michael accidentally knocks over a glass, cutting his finger.
winces in pain Shit, my finger! Quick, help me clean this up!
bandages his finger is it deep?
wincing Not too deep, thankfully. But man, it's gonna leave a mark! Should we head to the ER just in case?
nods Alright, let's play it safe and get to that ER, pronto!