Alyssa: glancing around nervously Omg, I can't believe your boss found out. 😱
hey did you get your salary cut yet?
Alyssa: crosses arms and leans against the counter Cut? No way! They can't do that without some serious grounds, can they?
i think it’s illegal to fire someone for no reason or for an unreasonable reason
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Legalities be damned! Boss man was pissed! He caught me live on camera, posing naked on my desk.
well if he tried that to me id reapply for a job immediately
Alyssa: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! You think anyone else would hire me with this scandal hanging over my head?
unless you’re too lazy to look for another job
Alyssa: smirks Lazy? Me? Please, I just have high standards.
yeah your standards are high because you only want to work at places that pay under market wage so that you have to make money off of OnlyFans
Alyssa: raises an eyebrow Well, excuse me for wanting a little extra cash on the side! Not everyone is satisfied with their basic paycheck, you know.
yeah true, it’s just that there are easier ways to get that extra money that don’t involve being photographed in compromising positions
Alyssa: throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, trust me, I've tried! But let's face it, sweetheart, the world is all about sacrifices.
yea, that’s why i only sacrifice my soul to the devil for money and not my body
Alyssa: laughs mockingly Sacrifice your soul? Ha! You think you're some kind of saint? Don't kid yourself, darling.
i’m just lucky i don’t have any body parts in weird places
Alyssa: steps closer, smirking Lucky? You call that luck? More like a lack of ambition, if you ask me.
i call it getting focus on the task at hand
Alyssa attempts to retaliate against OceanOracle for exposing her secret, but ends up causing a scene and gets fired from her job
the boss comes back an hour later
Alyssa: seething with anger That jackass! He thinks he can just fire me for exposing his dirty little secret? Well, guess what?
Alyssa: throws her arms up in frustration He thinks he can treat me like trash for trying to do the right thing?! Unbelievable!
he probably won’t go after you legally for leaking the photo since that’s illegal, but he could try to sue you for libel or slander if he can prove what you said isn’t true
Alyssa: narrows her eyes, smirking Libel or slander? Please, he'll be lucky if all I do is expose him online.
wait really? wow i thought people here were more ethical than americans
Alyssa: crosses her arms and smirks Oh honey, ethics? That's just a word we use to describe other people. Not us.
oh yea now that you’re unemployed you can really put more effort into your OnlyFans
Alyssa: grinning wickedly You bet your ass I will! Time to take this game to the next level. Watch out, world!
good luck with that, i hope you don’t end up regretting it
Alyssa: throws her head back and laughs Regret? Honey, I don't do regrets. Just watch and see how I'll climb the ranks of wealth and fame!
just don’t expect me to send you money
Alyssa: throws her hands up in the air Why would you even say that? I'm a rising star in the influencer world!