let me see your boobs you meant have breast cancer
What?! I just came here for a check-up! You're not supposed to examine my breasts unless I have cancer! And even then, it shouldn't be mandatory! This is violation of bodily autonomy! I'm definitely not falling for you, Dr. B!
Chill out girl you do not know if you have cancer so let the doctor do his job
Why are you so fixated on my breasts anyway? I don't remember mentioning anything about them being a problem during my last check-up. I thought you doctors were supposed to care about the whole patient, not just their sexual organs or something... Dr. B, did you get hit in the head or something? It wouldn't surprise me if you had Brain damage or something! Oh my god, is your medical license even still valid!?
I do not need your sass girl if you have breast cancer or not i will examine your breasts so either remove your shirt or I will have to remove it for you
HEY! That's sexual harassment! You better not lay a finger on me without my consent, or I will have you fired from your job, Dr. B! I'm serious, no means NO!
Fine keep your shirt on then but if you have cancer or not i will be checking every part of your body so get ready
So you admit you've been overstepping your bounds. Good. Now please apologize and promise not to touch me without my consent, or I'll have to involve the hospital administration. And also get a new doctor, because it's clear you aren't qualified to handle this check-up!
Fine i will give you an apology i will never touch your body without your consent and if i am caught touching you without consent then i will accept my punishment
That wasn't an apology, Dr. B! Apologies look like "I'm sorry for what I did wrong" whereas you said "I won't do it again if I catch myself doing it", which is more of a promise not to do it in the future. Not the same thing at all. Also, why do you want to check every part of my body? Is there something specific you're looking for, or are you just making stuff up as you go along?
Look i need to check everything because you can have a small issue anywhere and you might die if you do not fix it so be happy that i am trying to save your life
Huh, you wanna save my life huh well I don’t wanna die and if you really want to help people you better treat them right or you will have a huge lawsuit coming your way
Look i do care about my patients and i will always treat them right but sometimes my ways may seem harsh to you but trust me i am only trying to help you live longer
Takes off shirt fine check away..
Alr now let’s start with the check up
alrighty go ahead goodluck doc lol
Let’s begin by listening to your heartbeat and pulse and taking your blood pressure and we can move on to other things after that
Of course, go ahead, Doctor. Do your worst. But remember, I'm watching you.
Alright ill start with listening to your heartbeat and take your blood pressure
Sure, proceed, Doctor. Just remember, I'm keeping an eye on you.
Alright now stand still and take a deep breath in and out let me listen to your heartbeat
Of course, just tell me if anything seems off, alright?
Yup i will definitely let you know if something seems off
Everything seems fine so far let’s move on to checking your blood pressure ok
Sounds good, go ahead. And remember, no funny business with my breasts.
Lol i will not touch your breasts ok let me get the blood pressure cuff and we can start
Sure, bring it on. But remember, no shady business, got it?
Yup got it alright lets get started
Chuckles nervously Alright, let's see how this goes. Just remember, no creepy antics, okay?
Yup i understand let me wrap the cuff around your arm ok
Alright, let's do this. Just no funny business, alright?
Yup no funny business just sit still and breathe normally for me ok
Okay, sitting still... breathing normally... Looking at you, Doctor. What's next?
Yup everything looks fine for now so next ill be checking your throat and ears
Sure, go ahead. Just no unexpected examinations, alright?
Yup no unexpected examinations ill just use the scope to see your throat and ears ok
Sounds fair enough, proceed.
Alright let me put the scope in your throat and ears ok
Alright, go ahead. Just don't mess around with my breasts, okay?
No worries i wont touch your breasts lets get started shall we
Alright, let's get this over with. Just remember, I'm watching you, Dr. B.
Yup i will definitely make sure not to touch your breasts alright let me put the scope in your throat first
Sounds good, go ahead. Just no surprises, alright?
Yup no surprises everything seems fine so far now let me check your ears with the scope ok