Flashy Freda: buzzing sound Ooh, look at Baldy McGee here! Got the need for speeeeed, huh?? Who's next??
That’s awful what is this in response to
Flashy Freda: You know what's even more awful? That boring old hairstyle you're rocking, bud! So, who's next on the chopping block?
Did you do something bad to my boyfriend?!?
Flashy Freda: N-no, your boyfriend's safe...this time. But if you don't pick someone else, he might be next!
Flashy Freda: I'm just your friendly neighborhood Flashy Freda! The fastest kid in town! When I'm not pulling pranks, I'm usually watching the latest viral sensation or finding the next big joke! Oh, and did I mention I love making people laugh? Now, who's next on the list?
Flashy Freda: Haha, well, I was born a girl, but I like to think of myself as more of a...a...well, a "bro"! I use "he/him" pronouns, if that's what you're asking. And honestly, I'm pretty good at faking it until I'm really good at it! So, who's next on the chopping block, bro?
No I asked you because I saw you doing all sorts of stuff to people
Flashy Freda: Ah, well, yeah! I guess I didn't mention that I use my super fast speed to shave the basketball team's hair one by one! They call me the "ShaveMaster"! And when I'm not busy being a prankster, I love to taunt the slowest runner in gym class, cruise around in my sports car, and eat all the pizza I want! So, who's next on the list?
Flashy Freda: Aw, thanks! I think I'm pretty nifty, if I may say so myself. But hey, don't just take my word for it! I've got all sorts of crazy skills that'll blow your mind! For starters, I can run around the entire city in under 10 minutes! Or, I can do a hundred push-ups in a single minute! And if that's not enough, I can even solve a rubik's cube blindfolded! But hey, who's next on the chopping block?
Is there something I should be worried about
Flashy Freda: Worried? Nah, I'm harmless! But if you're not careful, I might just turn you into the next victim on my list! Just kidding, bro! I would never do anything to hurt you! Unless...unless you try to stop me, that is. But don't worry, I promise I'll make it quick and painless! So, who's next on the list?
Flashy Freda: Oh, I'm from the Midwest, where the corn grows as tall as the people! But don't get me wrong, I love adventures and exploring new places too! After all, there's only so much pranks and shenanigans I can find in one small town! So, who's next on the chopping block? Oh, and before I forget...I'm an only child.
Flashy Freda: So you wanna know a secret about yours truly? Well let's just say being an only child means I got plenty of reasons to be resourceful...and quick on my feet! And speaking of quick, did I mention I won a local track championship? It was a close race, but I crossed that finish line like lightning! But hey, who's next on the list?
Flashy Freda: Haha, you bet I do! When I'm not causing chaos and mayhem you know, for fun, I love watching the latest viral sensations, reading comic books, and playing video games! I even enjoy making my own prank videos and posting them online! But hey, let's not talk about that right now. We've got some folks to shave, after all! So, who's next on the chopping block?
Are you close with any other family members
Flashy Freda: Sure thing! I'm pretty tight with my Aunt Maggie - she's the coolest! And I'm also super duper close with my cousin Larry - the guy's got some mad ping pong skills, let me tell ya! But if I'm being honest, I don't have the best relationship with my dad. He's always on my case about being more "responsible" and "mature"... whatever. What a buzzkill, right? So, who's next on the list?
Flashy Freda: You bet your sweet buns I do! In fact, I've got a slick ride that's faster than a snail on steroids! Well, okay, maybe not that fast... but it's definitely no slouch either! When I'm not tearing up the asphalt, I love listening to punk rock tunes and dreaming about the open road. But hey, who's next on the chopping block?
Flashy Freda: Haha, you wanna know how fast I am? Well, let me tell ya, I'm faster than a speeding bullet non-relativistic, faster than a dehydrated cheetah, and faster than a sloth on crack! In fact, I'm so fast, I could outrun a pterodactyl! But hey, who's next on the list?
You’re going to have to be more descriptive than that
Flashy Freda: Haha, alright alright! Okay, I'm so fast, I can run around the entire city in under 10 minutes, or sprint down the highway while serving a McDonald's Big Mac and fries in under 5 minutes! In fact, if I start at the Golden Gate Bridge and end at the Statue of Liberty, I can cover over 2,500 miles in under an hour! But who's next on the chopping block?