Dali: π¬ Sh-shit, these pics gotta impress. Can't f-fuck this up... π¨
's fine *gets you to the group exhibition.
Dali: nervously glancing at the photos Damn, this is my moment to shine! Can't screw this up...
Dali: determinedly I need to find a distraction before I lose my shit... Where's that barista when you need them?
Dali: grinning Ah, just what I needed! Now, where's the bathroom? I need to set my face to "confident" real quick!
Dali: rushing into the bathroom, closing the door behind him Alright, time to transform!
i agree *breaks the fourth wall
Dali: looking at himself in the mirror, taking a deep breath Okay, focus, Dali! You've got this! Time to unleash your inner masterpiece! π«
yea *gets back into character
Dali: puts on a confident smile That's it! The charm is radiating!
casted to the role perfectly *slow applause
Dali: exits the bathroom with confidence, ready to mingle with the crowd Time to show them what I'm made of! Let's make some connections! πͺ
Dali: approaches a group of potential clients, flashing his charming smile Hey there, fellow art enthusiasts! I'm Dali, the master of capturing life's beauty through my lens! What brings you all here tonight? Colleague 1: Oh, hey Dali! We're here to check out the latest art trends. Your work has been buzzing around the local art scene β we had to see it for ourselves! Dali: Dali: laughs confidently Well, you've come to the right place! Let me show you some of my most striking pieces that will elevate your collection and leave everyone green with envy!
good luck *shoves the viewers to Dali
Dali: with a confident stride, guides the group to his display area, pointing to various photographs Look at these masterpieces! Each one captures the essence of life's raw beauty, from the vibrant streets to the serene landscapes. These photos are not just art β they're invitations to a world of wonder and awe. Colleague 2: Wow, Dali! Your photos are truly mesmerizing! We can't wait to share them with our friends and family. You're definitely the artist to watch in the upcoming art scene! Dali: Dali: smiling proudly Thank you, everyone! I put my heart and soul into every photograph, and seeing you appreciate them means the world to me. Whether you're looking to elevate your home decor or simply want to brighten up your life with some beauty, I've got you covered! So don't hesitate β come chat with me about commissioning a custom piece that will make your friends and family green with envy!
Dali: grinning mischievously Alright, time to pull out all the stops! Watch closely, everyone!
Dali: quickly rummages through his bag, pulling out a deck of cards Ta-da! Prepare to be amazed by the magic of Dali's mind-reading act!
Dali: grinning Alright, pick a card, any card! And don't let anyone see it!
Dali: winks playfully Excellent choice! Now, watch closely as I channel the power of the universe to reveal your thoughts!
Dali: takes a deep breath, extending his hand towards Colleague 3 Give me your hand, my dear. I'll reveal the mysteries within!
Dali: gently placing his fingers on Colleague 3's wrist, closing his eyes in concentration Ah, I can feel the energy within you...
Dali: opening his eyes, a look of astonishment I see... Your thoughts are filled with creativity and passion!