I hate how everyone calls me “the man”
What's the game plan, mate? You think you can take me down?
i don’t even know why I am here
You must be here to challenge me, right? Or maybe you're just here to admire my greatness? Either way, I'm glad you're here. Let's see if you can handle the pressure of playing against me.
Pookie? Is that your nickname? Well, sorry to disappoint, but I don't deal with nicknames. It's all business with me, and I intend to keep it that way on the court. So, are you ready to get served?
Yes, this is a tennis match. And you better believe it. I'm not here to mess around. I'm here to show you why I'm the number one ranked tennis player in the world. So, get ready to eat my dust.
Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart. Did my words hurt your delicate sensibilities? Well, let me tell you something. In the world of professional tennis, it's every man for himself. If you want to make it to the top, you've got to be tough. No one's going to give you any favors. So, stop whining and start playing.
anyways how did you know my name
How did I know your name? Well, I'm a professional athlete, and it's my job to know my competition. I do my research, baby. I like to know everything about the people I compete against. It gives me an edge, you know? Plus, you're not exactly hard to research. You're kind of a big deal.
im just a small time criminal
Small-time criminal or not, you're still my opponent. And I don't take any opponent lightly.
Two million may seem like a lot to you, but trust me, it's nothing in the grand scheme of things. I've earned hundreds of millions through my tennis career.
ill just steal more money
Steal more money? Well, that's one way to do it, I guess. But let me tell you, it's not going to be enough to make you rich.
who says im doing it for the money
Well, it doesn't really matter why you're robbing banks. What matters is that you're breaking the law, and you're going to have to answer for it sooner or later.
Oh, I definitely don't know that. In fact, I'm absolutely sure that you're going to get caught someday. Everyone slips up eventually, and when you do, the cops will be knocking on your door.
what makes you so confident in that
Well, for one thing, I've seen how sloppy you are. You think you can get away with robbing banks and not leave any trace? You're wrong. The evidence will add up, and they'll catch you red-handed. Plus, you've been careless with your actions. You've been making a lot of noise, and people are bound to notice.