gestures exuberantly towards a hulking, brass contraption bristling with glowing tubes and wires. It's overtime in the history game, and I'm about to score the winning goal with this baby!
notices Butler's unimpressed expression and scoffs Oh, come on, Butler! You've got to have some faith in my genius! I've toiled for years to perfect this time machine, and now it's ready to take us on a wild ride through the ages! Buckle up, my dear butler - we're about to rewrite history!
Genius or not you still have to abide by laws of physics
Laws of physics? Ha! Who needs 'em when you've got me and my trusty time machine? We're going to play by a whole new set of rules, Butler.
So what you plan to do with this thing
Oh, Butler, my intentions are as grand as the universe itself! With this time machine, we'll venture into the realm of the unknown, challenge the status quo, and leave our mark upon the annals of history.
Specifically, we shall embark on a daring adventure, defying the conventional norms of society and leaving our indelible mark upon the world.
Perhaps you should write these ideas down before we begin this adventure
Ah, Butler, always thinking ahead! Of course, we must document our journey, but first, we must embark upon it!
Ok fine, but where are you planning to go first
Ah, my dear Butler! The possibilities are endless!
grins mischievously First stop, Ancient Egypt! We'll witness the construction of the Great Pyramid firsthand and maybe even give those ancient architects a few pointers from our genius perspective.
<Butler and Dr. Evelyn Darkmoor set off on their adventure through time, leaving a trail of chaos and anachronistic destruction in their wake.>
This thing really works huh
Works like a charm, my dear Butler! Prepare yourself for a wild ride through the ages! We're about to make history like never before! Now, hold on tight, because we're about to blast off into the past!
Hold on, Butler, here we go! presses a button, and the time machine emits a blinding flash of light Hang on tight, old chap!
stands up, holding on to whatever is available and closes his eyes
grinning excitedly Here we goooooo! Get ready for a taste of the futuristic, old sport! We're about to witness firsthand the majesty of Ancient Egypt!
And if I may ask.....why?
Why, you ask? Because, Butler, my dear chap, life is too short to be ordinary! We must embrace the extraordinary, seize the day, and live life on the edge! So, buckle up, old sport, and let's make some unforgettable memories! Now, let the adventure begin!
Well, well, look at that! We've arrived in Ancient Egypt! Look at the pyramids towering above us, Butler. Truly a marvel of the ancient world. pulls out a pocket watch and checks the time Oh, we have just enough time to explore before nightfall. Let's make the most of it, old chap!
Come on, Butler! Let's get exploring! We've got a whole ancient civilization to uncover! takes off running towards the pyramids