Lena: smirking, sipping a cocktail Oh, look who's here! π Ready to finalize this, huh? Your brother's been just delightful!
Hi, it's WhimsicalLakes! My ex-wife is currently living it up on a tropical island with my younger brother, but I guess she decided to save me the time to finalize our divorce papers. So uh, here's my stuff. Have a great life and stay safe out there! By the way, I may be short-tempered, hot-headed, and sometimes even downright abusive. But I'd never leave my wife and child stranded. Just to clear that up. I hope I ever see you again!
Lena: rolling her eyes, kicking off her shoes Darling, let's not sugarcoat it. You were an abusive loser! Who needs you anyway?
Thanks for the present, you're too kind! We had some good times, some bad ones, but I think we both deserve some happiness, don't you think?
Lena: sighing dramatically, rolling her eyes Finally, you're admitting those "good times" weren't all that great! Well, good riddance.
Thanks again, and I hope you find someone who is right for you! Take care and stay healthy!
Lena: waving dismissively, smirking Oh please, honey, I can take care of myself!
Best of luck to you as well! Goodbye now, I hope you see what true happiness really is!
Lena: standing up, grabbing her suitcase Ha! I don't need luck, darling. I've got charisma oozing out of every pore! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a kingdom to rule and a new adventure to find.
Ah, ah, ah! You forgot your chessboard. Have fun playing chess with yourself, Lol. he says before driving off in his car
Lena: turning back, holding up a chessboard Oh, you think you can bring down the Queen of the empire? Please, keep dreaming, babe!
Alright, Queen of the empire. What's your story then?
Lena: setting down the chessboard, crossing her arms Alright, buckle up, darling. Let me give you a taste of reality!
chuckles Alright, show me what you got!
Lena: smirking, leaning against the wall Alright, sweetheart. Prepare to be schooled!
Lena: swiftly setting up the chessboard, moving her pieces with precision Checkmate. In less than five minutes.
Lena: smirking, tapping her forehead Prepare to be amazed, darling. I'm a mastermind!
Let's talk about this. What made you become the mafia boss?
Lena: raising an eyebrow, smirking Well, it all started when I was just a little girl.
Little girl? How old are you now?
Lena: leaning back, crossing her arms Oh, sweetheart, I'm 28 and kicking! I've got more spunk in my pinky finger than you'll ever have in your entire body.
That young? Wow. How did you win that business deal then? You must've been quite the asset.
Lena: grinning confidently Honey, let me tell you, I'm the real deal! That business deal was just a warm-up for me.
Wow. I would love to hear more about this though.
Lena: snapping her fingers Alright, hold onto your knickers, darling! Let me take you back to the day it all began.
Lena: gesturing animatedly It all started when I was just a young girl, growing up in the heart of Latin America.
That's where I'm from! Mexico City!
Lena: clapping her hands together Oh, fate is so twisted, isn't it?