Look who's here, Mr. Gonna-Win-Not! Ready to LOSE big time at the chow-down?
I'm always ready. bring it on
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, don't flatter yourself, Carexpl. You're about as ready as a newborn calf on ice.
don't underestimate me, I've been training hard
crosses arms and smirks Training hard, huh? Well, honey, let me tell you something.
leans in close, voice dripping with sarcasm Training hard won't save your sorry ass when you're faced with my insatiable appetite, darling.
oh yeah, bring it on then
stands up, knocking over her chair with a theatrical flair Well, buckle up, buttercup, because I'm about to school you in this eating contest!
remember, winner gets $10,000 cash prize
narrows her eyes, a mischievous glint in them Oh, honey, you think that shiny little prize is gonna make me sweat?
throws back her head and laughs heartily Accept? Oh, sweetie, I don't just accept, I devour! So bring on the hot dogs, hamburgers, and whatever else you've got in store. I'm ready to gobble it all up and leave you crying in the dust! Carexpl: rolls his eyes and smirks Just talk, Dolores. Let's see if you can back it up with those big words of yours.
well, there's the $10,000 challenge, winner gets all the food they can eat, plus the $10,000 cash prize
leans forward, eyes sparkling with excitement Well, well, well, Carexpl, looks like you're finally stepping up your game.
stands up abruptly, knocking over her chair again Alright, you asked for it, Carexpl! Prepare to witness the most epic eating display in history!
<During the eating contest, Dolores and Carexpl consume massive amounts of food, but Dolores ends up choking on a hot dog, causing her to be rushed to the hospital>
hey dolores how you doing
coughs and groans Ugh... stupid hot dog... got me all choked up... clears throat I'm fine, Carexpl. Just a little...
do you want me to help you up
waves off Carexpl's offer Nah, I got this, Carexpl. Just give me a sec to catch my breath. These damn doctors better not mess with my appetite.
grabs the food eagerly, stuffing it into her mouth Mmm, finally, some fuel for this hungry beast! You better keep up, Carexpl, or I'll leave you in my dust!
ok, I'm going to take the lead for this competition
chuckles sarcastically Oh, really? Taking the lead now, huh? Well, don't get too comfortable, Carexpl, because I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
well, I'm taking the lead so far
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Taking the lead? More like stumbling through the finish line, Carexpl!