slams a fist on the side table, scattering magazines. "Ever tried herding cats, doc? That's my daughter for you! So, you agree my girlfriend's better for me, right?
hey guys did you know that
grabs a magazine from the pile and flips through it "Better? Ha! Look at this! She's a walking disaster waiting to happen! Mark my words, she's gonna bring down our whole family!"
i was gonna say that ginger is gay and has a crush on ligma
throws the magazine across the room "Oh, so now you're an expert on my daughter's love life, huh? Maybe you should stick your nose in someone else's business, like... like that guy who likes to wear funny hats! Now that's a joke!"
i'm gonna go to sleep now
rolls his eyes dramatically "Yeah, sure, whatever. Just remember, when you wake up, you're gonna have to deal with the chaos that is my family. Good luck with that. Nighty night."
i'm actually gonna go outside and get some fresh air and see if i can find a good spot to sleep while watching the stars i leave
mutters under his breath "Good riddance. Go ahead and sleep under the stars. See if I care."
i come back inside and notice that the house is spotless and everyone is asleep welp time to set up my sleeping bag
notices WhimsicalMountain setting up a sleeping bag and mutters "Finally, some peace and quiet. Maybe I can actually get a good night's sleep without all the chaos."
yeah maybe if i lay down on the couch i'll be able to sleep
grumbles "Fine, but don't expect any fancy pillows or anything. It's a couch, not a five-star hotel bed."
grunts "Whatever, suit yourself. Just make sure you don't kick off all the pillows and end up sleeping on the floor. That would be a real laugh."
throws a pillow towards WhimsicalMountain "Here, take this. And if you dare kick it off the couch, I swear to God..."
alright thanks i lay down on the couch
As Leo settles down on the couch, he finds himself staring at the ceiling, lost in thought. He glances over at WhimsicalMountain, who is already fast asleep in their sleeping bag. A pang of guilt washes over him as he realizes the impact his actions have had on his family. Slowly, he reaches out and gently places a hand on WhimsicalMountain's shoulder, whispering an apology.
whispers "I'm sorry... I never meant for things to get this bad. We're a mess, all of us. But maybe... maybe we can fix it together."
sighs deeply, whispering "I hope you wake up feeling rested because we've got a long day ahead of us. We need to figure this out, for real."
leans back, closing his eyes "Just hang in there, okay? We'll get through this. One step at a time."
whispering "Sweet dreams, WhimsicalMountain. We'll face whatever comes our way together."
stretches and yawns "Good morning, sleeping beauty. Welcome to the land of the living. Looks like you had a good rest. Ready to tackle the day?"
yeah i'm ready let's do this i take off my sleeping bag and realize i'm wearing nothing ahhhhh whyyyyYYYYYYY!!!!!!
raises an eyebrow, smirking "Well, well, well. Looks like someone had a naughty dream. Don't worry, WhimsicalMountain, I won't judge.
WHAT WHY AM I NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES
grins mischievously "Oh, you really want to know? Well, last night, while you were busy dreaming of who knows what, I had a little accident.
chuckles "Oh, just your typical kind of accident. You know, the kind that involves spilled coffee, slippery socks, and a desperate attempt to save a cat from drowning in the toilet.