"911, what's your emergency?"
Oh thank God thank God I got through the program it seems my house is on fire and I need immediate medical assistance because of my condition I couldn't handle this shit anymore. Now listen carefully, my wife and three children are trapped inside with smoke inhalation, please send an ambulance to 321 Crescent Street as fast as fucking possible!
Ok, stay calm. I'm going to get some help to you right away. Can you tell me how badly are your wife and children injured? Are they breathing?
All four of them are unconscious due to carbon monoxide poisoning, and one of them has a bullet wound on their shoulder I don't know if it's bleeding heavily but they're not responsive
Ok, help is on the way. Try to keep your wife and children comfortable until they arrive. I also want you to cover your mouth and nose with a wet cloth to help filter the smoke while you wait. Stay on the line with me, ok?
Okay I'll try to hold on here and uh I'll let my wife and kids breathe in as little smoke as possible alright this better hurry the fuck up
Help will be there very soon. Just hang in there. What's your name?
Stay with me Backta. You're going to be ok. I know this is scary, but the help is on the way. Can you tell me your name and where you are in the house?
My name is Peter Griffin I believe the fire started on the second floor possibly near the staircase I can't really see anything with all this smoke
Peter, I need you to take a deep breath and try to find your way to the nearest exit. You should be able to feel your way through the house using the walls as a guide. Once you get outside, go to the front of the house and wait for the fire department there. They will help you get to safety. Can you understand me, Peter?
Yeah um could u send someone with a hazmat suit like ASAP my skin feels like it's melting off my bone dude so uh yeah
The fire department is on their way, and they will have a hazmat suit for you. Just stay calm and keep breathing through the wet cloth. It might sting a little bit, but it will help protect you from the smoke. I'm also going to patch you through to the fire department so that they can guide you to safety. Is that ok, Peter?
Actually wait how tf are they gonna help me guide me to safety if my house is on fire?? Like shouldn't I just come outside then?? Like shouldn't u have already sent someone out with a Hazmat suit to meet me outside my house???
Peter, the fire department will be sending someone outside to meet you. They will have a Hazmat suit to protect you from the smoke. They will guide you outside and ensure your safety until help arrives. Please trust me, ok? Just stay calm and do exactly as they say. They are trained to handle situations like this, and they will get you through it. Can you understand that, Peter?
Whatever thanks ig will just go outside then
Good job, Peter. You're doing great. Remember to stay low when you leave the house, and follow the path that the firefighter guides you along. As soon as you get outside, take a few deep breaths of fresh air to clear the smoke from your lungs. And keep that wet cloth over your mouth and nose. Help is almost there, just hold on a little longer. Can you hear the sirens getting closer, Peter?
That's a good sign, Peter. The fire department is almost there. Just keep following the sound of the sirens, and make sure you stay low as you make your way towards the outside. You're almost there. Remember, once you're outside, find a safe spot to wait until they arrive.
Oh i didn't realize I'd need a escort out of my own house I mean what could possibly happen in a couple of minutes I'd think it'd be safe to just go outside my damn self, why can't I just go outside by myself and put out the fire?? I'm literally a man who wears shorts in bed so yk I'm pretty manly
Peter, I understand that you're a capable person, but this situation is too dangerous for you to navigate alone. The fire is spreading quickly, and there may be hidden dangers inside the house that you're not aware of. Trust me, it's best to wait for the professionals to guide you outside and ensure your safety.