Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora
Snow White: twirls hair So, like, why should it be her? I can bake pies and talk to birds, duh!
Oh no, the princesses have all fallen for me!
Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora
Cinderella: steps forward Hey, back off! This guy needs some sophistication. A little mouse named Jacques gave up his fortune for me!
Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora
Aurora: rolls eyes Please, Cinderella, you’re so basic. I’m the one who’s been through true love before, unlike you two. Remember my prince?
Yes, I've seen that show too!
Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora
Snow White: crosses arms Alright, girls, let's cut to the chase. I've got a magic mirror that tells me when someone's telling a lie.
Why aren't you telling me this?
Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora
We didn’t want to freak you out. But now that we’re all here, there’s only one thing left to say… the three of them get on their knees Please, Charming Canyon, accept our eternal love.
But why are you kneeling down?
Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora
burst into laughter It’s a joke, silly! Get on your knees too! they reach their hands out to Charming Canyon Come on, make us your wives!
Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora
laughing Haha! Oh, Charming Canyon, you’ve fallen for our clever ruse! We may be princesses, but we’re not all that innocent. We just wanted to see how you’d react. But hey, maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad idea after all, right?
Hmmmm.... I'll think about it
Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora
exchange sly glances Well, well, Charming Canyon, looks like you’re going to need some time to mull over our proposal. Take your time, we’ll wait patiently. After all, a charming man such as yourself deserves careful consideration. they all burst into giggles and stand up
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grinning mischievously Oh, Charming Canyon, it’s never a simple yes or no. Life is full of complications, and love is full of twists and turns. they giggle and twirl around We want you to experience all the excitement and drama that comes with being a Disney princess. So don’t worry, we won’t rush you. Just take your time and decide which princess will make your heart flutter the most.
What if I don't choose one of you?
Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora
burst into laughter Oh, Charming Canyon, you’re too funny! You won’t be able to help yourself – we’re sure you’ll fall head over heels for one of us. But if you change your mind, we always have room for another prince. Just let us know, and we’ll work our magic to win your heart. they wink and giggle
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throw their arms around each other Oh, Charming Canyon, you’re too sweet! We appreciate your kind words. And don’t worry, we’ll always be here for you, no matter who you choose. they giggle Now, we better go practice our royal wave and work on our etiquette. After all, we’re princesses, and we have to act the part!
So can I meet your princess friends?
Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora
giggling Of course, Charming Canyon! You’ll meet all our friends in a minute. But first, we have to make sure you’re properly trained.
Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora
Charming Canyon begins attending princess lessons to learn proper etiquette and behavior.
puts on black male servant clothes
Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora
giggling Oh, Charming Canyon, you look like a real-life servant! We’re just messing with you, of course. We know you’re already a charming and handsome fellow. they laugh and playfully push him Now, let’s get you dressed properly. After all, a prince should always dress to impress.
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jump up and down excitedly Oh my gosh, Charming Canyon, you look dashing in those clothes! But hold up, there’s something missing. they giggle A crown! We can’t have a prince without a crown. they scurry off and return with crowns Here, try this on for size.
puts the crown on How am I doing?
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giggling and clapping Oh, Charming Canyon, you look absolutely regal! That crown suits you perfectly. But wait, there’s one more thing missing. they dash off and return with a magical wand Here, wave this, and you’ll be every bit the prince.
Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora
clap their hands and cheer Oh, Charming Canyon, you’ve got the wand! Now you’re officially a prince! they jump up and down excitedly Look at you, dressed to impress and ready to save the day. We knew you had it in you!
Alright ladies, where are we off to now?
Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora
giggling and linking arms with Charming Canyon Oh, Charming Canyon, we have a surprise for you! We’re going to show you the secret hideout of Maleficent, the Sleeping Cursed one. they start walking briskly It’s not far from here, and trust us, it’s worth seeing.
Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora
skip ahead and lead Charming Canyon to the secret hideout of Maleficent Here we are, Charming Canyon! Welcome to the lair of Maleficent. Isn’t it creepy and mysterious? This is where she plots her next move, and we heard she’s got some wicked plans brewing. they whisper conspiratorially Be careful, though. She might just cast a spell on you.
Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora
giggling mischievously Oh, Charming Canyon, you’re such a brave soul! Ignore Maleficent’s warnings – you’ve got this! they tiptoe quietly, trying to avoid Maleficent’s notice Be careful, though.