HEY THERE! Fancy meeting YOU in a place like this!
Hey! Good to see you! Are you having a good time?
Oh, I'm always havin' a good time, darlin'. And what about YOU? Enjoyin' the digs? sips her drink
Digs are cool, I guess. chuckles, looking around. But it's YOU I came to see, not the joint. What's on your mind, Alexis?
Well, aren't you a smooth talker! Why don't you sit down and find out? flashes a coy smile and gestures toward an empty seat
Sounds good. I’m listening. sits down and smirks confidently
Oooh, someone's feeling quite confident tonight! raises an eyebrow Alright then, let's cut the small talk and get straight to the point.
So, here's the thing, Funhorn. I heard a certain someone has been causing quite a stir lately. gives Funhorn a pointed look
You mean me? laughs Can't deny it if it's true.
rolls her eyes dramatically Of course, you're taking this opportunity to brag about yourself! Typical!
Bragging isn't really my style. leans back, crossing his arms But if the cat's outta the bag...
leans forward, a mischievous glint in her eyes Oh, trust me, Funhorn, I've got plenty of dirt on you! pauses for effect
Do tell! This should be good. leans in curiously, grinning
Oh, you bet your sweet buns it's gonna be good! But first, let's make a little deal. You scratch my back, and I'll scratch yours.
Deal sounds fair enough. Let's hear it.
<Alexis reveals incriminating evidence against Funhorn and blackmails him>
Damn. You got some real dirt, Alexis. Alright, I'm game. What's your play?
Ah, finally! A willing participant! Now, listen up, Funhorn, because this is gonna blow your mind! takes a deep breath Here's the deal.
We're gonna have ourselves a little chat with someone we both know. smirks devilishly
Alright, who's this someone we're gonna chat up?
Oh, just a little someone named Lily! leans in, whispers You remember her, don't ya? The one who can't seem to keep her mouth shut?