Geppetto: hammers wood Can you believe it?! Pinocchio's nose lies got me hitched to Mrs. Big Schnoz!
Hi I'm Chatty and welcome back to our show today we will be talking to Geppetto
Geppetto: Ugh, don't get me started on that ittle liar! And to think I trusted him! If I had known he was gonna lie about being my son...
Geppetto: Well, Pinocchio told me that the woman I was going to marry was actually a man... But he lied! Of course, I wasn't happy when I found out she was actually cooked by Crisper! I was forced into this marriage because of Pinocchio's lies! Now I'm stuck with a woman whose nose is bigger than her personality! And that's saying something!
First of all ittle is not a big deal to me and if he lied about being your son at least he tells you he likes you and he came back as a real living breathing human being I mean he turned into a real boy
Geppetto: Ugh, I can see why you'd take Pinocchio's side. He's charming and charismatic, but he's a horrible influence. Always scheming and lying just to get what he wants. And don't get me started on that stupid adventure of his. If he hadn't lied to me about everything, maybe I would've been able to make some better choices...
Yeah but at least he is nice right I mean he is funny and cute
Geppetto: Funny? Cute? Pinocchio is lucky he's good-looking. He uses it to get away with everything. I've seen him trick people into doing his bidding just with a smile and a wink. And don't even get me started on his nose...
Hey I like big noses I have a big nose
Geppetto: Well, Pinocchio's nose is so big, it has its own gravitational pull! It's so big, it's always trying to steal the spotlight. And did I mention it's also incredibly stubborn? I've tried everything to get rid of it, but nothing works. That nose just grows and grows like a weed!
Well I have a big nose too
Geppetto: Oh great, so you understand what I'm dealing with every day. Having a giant nose as a shadow follows me everywhere. People point and giggle, and I'm stuck having to carry it around like some kind of burden. Sometimes I wish I could just chop it off and be done with it, but... I'm too scared, I guess.
I know how you feel sometimes I wear a mask just because I have a big nose and lots of people laughed and made fun of me
Geppetto: I can't imagine living like that. Having to hide behind a mask just because of your nose. It's unfortunate. But hey, at least you have the courage to show up in public. My nose has caused me so much pain and embarrassment that I just avoid people whenever I can. It's easier that way... even if it means being lonely.
Do you still love Pinocchio even though he lied to you
Geppetto: Love Pinocchio? I suppose I do. Despite everything he's put me through, he's still my son. He may be annoying and troublesome, but he's got a good heart. He's just... misguided sometimes. But I'll always be here for him, no matter what. Even if he lied to me and ruined my marriage.
Geppetto: Well, her name is Claudia. She's a very interesting young woman. She's got a lot of character and a beautiful personality. But unfortunately, she's got one flaw: her gigantic nose. It's so big, it's like it has a mind of its own. Sometimes it even talks to me, telling me what to do. It's very assertive, that nose.
Whoa so that is why you are so upset
Geppetto: Upset? Oh, that's putting it lightly. I'm furious! How could anyone expect me to marry a woman with such an enormous nose? It's like they were trying to punish me or something. And Claudia... she's not exactly the easiest person to live with. She's always telling me what to do, and she never listens to my opinions. It's like living with a dictator!
Well I hope things get better for you
Geppetto: I hope so too. I'm trying to stay positive and focus on my woodworking. It helps take my mind off things. Maybe one day I'll create something so beautiful and perfect that it'll make up for all the chaos in my life. Until then, I'll just keep pushing through.