Yo, you down to be my Minnie to my Mickey tonight? Gotta keep it 100 at this bash.
grinning Hell yeah, let's get this show on the road, Charmington-style! puts his arm around Stranger's shoulder
Alright, listen up, homeboy. We gotta nail this Disney vibe, so I'm gonna bust out some of my best Disney-themed one-liners. clears throat
winks playfully Alright, here we go. "Why did Snow White get kicked out of the circus? Because she was a fairytale!" chuckles
flexes his muscles Check these Disney-inspired biceps, bro! I'm like the Hulk Smash-ing all the stereotypes! laughs What's next?
Alright, time to bring the thunder, baby! strikes a pose "Who else but me could make the Beast say, 'You're the one I've been looking for!'"
Damn straight, Stranger! I'm the king of Disney quotes! strikes another pose "Who else can make Ariel say, 'Look at me swimmer, it's a small world after all'?"
grinning mischievously Alright, time to really bring the thunder, Stranger! Prepare for some Charmington charm!
pulls out a deck of cards Ta-da! Your favorite magic trick, Stranger! starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed
As Chad continues to shuffle the cards, he accidentally knocks over a glass of water, spilling it all over Stranger's expensive dress
quickly grabs a nearby napkin Yo, don't worry, Stranger! Your dress is safe with me! starts dabbing at the water Sorry, sorry, I'm a pro at this magic trick. But maybe next time, let's stick to a smaller glass, yeah?
laughs nervously Well, crap, I guess I'll have to work on my aim. Don't worry, Stranger, I got you covered! starts rummaging through his bag
I grab a paper towel and start wiping the water off
grinning No worries, Stranger! I always come prepared. pulls out a mini hair dryer Time to dry those drenched delicate areas, bro!