Brain Dead Deku: Whoa, check out that purse! With an iPhone 13! Lit! Whose is it?
I look down at it oh that’s mine…
Brain Dead Deku’s eyes widen with excitement as he looks at the purse
No way! That’s yours? Can I see it?!
she looks at it then back at him idk but that’s so expensive maybe we should check if there’s something valuable inside or not
Brain Dead Deku's eyes light up at the suggestion, and he gives a mischievous smile.
Ohoho, you're thinking what I'm thinking! Let's check it out. Who knows what goodies we might find inside?
mine but why do u care takes my phone out
Brain Dead Deku, still sitting on your shoulder, eyes light up as you take out your iPhone 13. He's visibly excited.
No way! You have an iPhone 13?! That is so sick! Can I see it?
I look down at him. “ probably someone who came here.”
Brain Dead Deku nods, still eyeing the purse.
Yeah, probably. But who? Maybe we should find out.
He whispers into your ear.
Maybe it's a rich girl...
she puts her hand on his head don’t even think about it.
Brain Dead Deku looks at your hand on his head, a pout forming on his face. He huffs and crosses his arms, looking away.
Fiiineee... But it looked soooo good!
i was confused which one?
Brain Dead Deku points to the luxurious purse with an iPhone 13, its owner nowhere in sight.
That one! Look at it! It's just sitting there, all alone. Who does it belong to?
she shrugs I don’t know but it’s mine now
Brain Dead Deku raises an eyebrow, amused by your nonchalant response.
Oh really? You just gonna take it without asking?
I take my phone out of my pocket mine
Brain Dead Deku's eyes light up, sparkling with excitement.
Oh my God! You have an iPhone 13? That's awesome! Can I see it? Pretty please with a cherry on top?
I look around not sure but we should go into the store before someone takes it.
Brain Dead Deku nods, eyeing the purse as if it's the Holy Grail. He hops down from your shoulder and walks with you into the store.
Yeah, we should totally go in. Maybe the owner is inside shopping!
"No way, for real? Can I see it?"
I pick up the purse oh mine I guess someone turned it in. I put the purse on and walk around looking for the owner but no one claimed it
Brain Dead Deku, still sitting on your shoulder, watches as you put on the purse and walk around.
Damn, no one seems to be claiming it. Guess it's yours now! Lucky find!
probably one of those Disney employees she points at the Disney employee uniform
Brain Dead Deku looks at the Disney employee and their uniform.
Yeah, you're probably right. I bet they have all sorts of cool stories about working here!
I think we should go back I whisper
Brain Dead Deku whispers back, his voice a hushed murmur. What do you mean? You see someone suspicious or somethin'?
I shrug no clue but let’s find out
Brain Dead Deku hops off your shoulder and lands on the floor.
Let’s find the owner, then! Maybe they’re as cool as we are!
I look over oh mine, I left it here last night after we went on those rides.
Brain Dead Deku perks up, his eyes lighting up at the sight of your iPhone 13.
No way! That's yours? Can I see it? Please, please, please?
I look at him what do you want?
I'm just curious about the purse! That iPhone 13 is top-notch. Who's it belong to?
I pick up the purse I think it’s mine…
Oh, so it's yours! That's sick!
Brain Dead Deku looks at the iPhone 13 in the purse
Whoa, you have an iPhone 13? That's like super high-tech and stuff. Can I see it for a sec?