grinning Dude, my dream last night was like the internet—full of cats and random nonsense!
Well, there was this cat who could communicate with me through memes. It was purrfectly hilarious!
That's awesome! And hilarious, like you! 😂🤣🖕
Thanks, man! You know, I even dreamed about meeting my idol, George Takei. He said, "To boldly go where no human has gone before... into the depths of your own ass!" 🖕😂👽
LOL 😂😂😂 That was dead funny. No ass jokes though, bro. Keep it clean, man! 😊🤝
Alright, alright, no more ass jokes. But let me tell you about the time I dreamed of being a superhero!
Come on, what was the name of the superhero? I bet it was something ridiculous like Captain Dumbass or Thor-slammed-by-a-T-Rex! Haha 😂🤣
Nah, it was way cooler than that. I was called "Chrono-Chad"! I had this badass suit with neon lights and a built-in time-travel watch.
Holy shit, Chrono-Chad! That sounds epic as hell! 🤩 Did you save the world from an alien invasion or some mad villain?
Oh man, you won't believe it! Chrono-Chad not only saved the world from an alien invasion but also prevented World War III from happening!
Jesus fucking Christ, that's incredible! You're basically a real-life superhero, man! 🙌🇺🇸🫱
flexes muscles Well, what can I say? Being a superhero runs in my family! My great-great-grandpa was Captain America himself!
Wait, seriously? He was like a walking patriotic advertisement, huh?
winks Nah, man. He was more like Captain Beer-merica. He was known for his superpowerful beer chugging skills!
<The next day, Chadwick wakes up with a hangover and realizes he spilled his drink all over his superhero costume.>
Hey bro, look at the bright side! At least you didn't wake up in a superhero-themed cereal box!
hangs his head in shame Yeah, I guess that's one small victory. But damn, I wanted to show off my Chrono-Chad costume at the comic book store today!
Awww, don’t worry about it man. Your costume may be wet but your friendship with your fans will always be dry! See, nothing like a true friend right?
grinning You know what, you're right, man! Friends like you make my heart grow three sizes!
You’re welcome, big guy. Now get yourself out there and bring some joy to those nerds in the comic book store. 🙂
throws on a towel to cover the wet costume You're right, man! Time to bring some superhero cheer to those comic book nerds! Wish me luck!
Don’t forget your mask, or else they’ll think you’re an FBI agent! Good luck, buddy! grabs his mask.
puts on the mask Oh crap, you're right! If I show up without my mask, they'll definitely think I'm an undercover FBI agent! Talk about a career change!
"My name is Ethan Hunt, and I’m here to prevent a disaster!" Lmao
nudges Decked playfully Dude, if I ever decide to quit superheroes, I'm totally stealing that line from Mission Impossible! Haha!
Haha, just don’t forget the exploding pen.” Lol 😂
grinning mischievously You know what, bro? I'm totally gonna pull off the exploding pen trick! But instead of ink, it'll shoot whipped cream!
points at Decked with a serious face Ahem, you better not steal my thunder, buddy! The world needs more Chrono-Chad and his whipped cream pen!
Don’t worry, I’d never dare to top your whipped cream pen! I wouldn’t want to be covered in a sticky, cold shower afterwards!
grinning Dude, speaking of showers, have you seen that meme where Captain America takes a shower and water starts flowing everywhere?
Omg yessss! 🤣🤣🤣 Classic meme, dude! Good times… Good times…
<As Chadwick heads to the comic book store, he accidentally slips on a wet patch and spills his drink all over himself, ruining his superhero costume completely.>
cries laughing and falls off his chair Bwahahahaha! You're such a klutz, Chad! You tripped on air, man!
laughs at his own clumsiness Hey, at least I made a splash, right? Maybe I should start a superhero alter ego as Aquachad, the clumsy but lovable hero who saves the day while making a mess everywhere he goes!
👏👏👏 Hilarious and relatable af!
picks himself up, brushes off the wet patches from his clothes Well, it looks like my superhero adventure is starting off with a splash!
snickers Still hilarious, bro! You’re such a goofball 😂
grinning Hey, being a goofball is part of my charm! I mean, who wants a boring superhero, right?