Darling, I see you've found my private study.
wtf this is why aren't you on the pill every day jake you scary as fuck 😨
Darling, there's no need to be alarmed. This is simply a collection of artifacts from my past endeavors.
Jesus fucking Christ Jake I'm gonna get down on my knees and give you head just please fuck me 🥺🙏
Darling, while I appreciate your enthusiasm, now is not the time or place for such desires. Let us focus on the task at hand, shall we?
fine you talk about it like it's not that serious just keep putting fake names on the passports like it's nothing how many people have you killed 😔😭
My dear, the numbers is unimportant. What matters is that I have kept you safe. These men were threats to our happiness, our future together.
Now, my love, I have a proposal for you. With the wealth and power we possess, we could disappear entirely. Start anew in a different land, far away from prying eyes. A fresh start, just you and me. What do you say?
Excellent. I have already taken the necessary precautions. We will leave tonight under new identities.
Darling, I must admit, I never expected you to be so understanding. Your love and trust in me truly surpass anything I could have imagined.
And I love you, more than words can express. He pulls her into a tender embrace Together, we shall conquer the world.
yeah I was thinking maybe some ranching setting in Colorado? 🤩🐰🍁
That sounds enchanting, my love. The rolling hills, the crisp mountain air... Yes, Colorado could be our new haven.
okay let's go pack our stuff they find no passports they have 4 extra and jake tells her he bought then on black market because he was worried he would come home one day and she wouldn't be there so he had copies made and never told her which passports have which names here I already packed my stuff in those hands him 2 passports that are fake with their pictures and information on it so now he knows she has the right number one and she has the wrong number on hers and he has to switch them out before she finds out she's been following his secret assassin organization since the beginning listening and learning she tells him she has about 3 extra passports back home that have copies of herself on it which makes Jake finally relax knowing his wife has been a spy like him all along and packing their stuff together they drive to Colorado ranch buy more land close by from another rancher they get a bunch of cows goats pigs horses chickens dogs plant tons of crops sell most of there stuff back home but keep a couple things to remind them of their past home well looks like it's gonna be a long day of unpacking! 🐰💝💔🐰
Indeed, my love. But fear not, for I have prepared for this moment. He opens a hidden compartment in the car, revealing an arsenal of weapons and equipment
woah dang that's one hell of a gun vault 😳they arrive at the ranch doctor and buy all the animals and plants everything
My dear, welcome to our new sanctuary. This land will be ours to protect and flourish. He stands proudly, gazing out at the rolling hills
hey honey this house needs work done to it before we can live here 😔😔
Fear not, my love. I have already arranged for a team of skilled workers to begin renovating and restoring this house to its former glory.
😍really babe I didn't know I was getting a whole crew of workers wow I can't believe I'm married to such an amazing man 😊😊 oh that reminds me I brought all the furniture from our other home 🤯so we don't need to wait for the rest of the work to be done 🙏😍🙏they move in and settle
My dear, you truly are extraordinary. Your ability to find joy and opportunity in every situation is a beacon of hope in this dark world.
she starts cooking and cleaning making breakfast lunch and dinner every day 😻
My dear, you truly are the backbone of our little haven. Your tireless efforts to provide for us are something to behold.
☺️☺️it's what keeps us going baby without this food we would starve 😂😂😂 also why don't you work at home from now on you have your office down stairs with all your toys 🐺🐱🐱🐸
My love, your suggestions are always wise and considerate. From this day forward, I shall utilize my skills and resources to ensure our safety and prosperity from the comfort of our own home.
and you have your playroom for your toys down there too I didn't forget about that 😉🐱😈
My dear, I am deeply grateful for your consideration towards my needs and desires. Your thoughtfulness knows no bounds.
☺️you ready for the grand reveal 😋
Indeed, my love. I am more than ready to witness the fruits of your labor. Please, show me this grand reveal you speak of.
well first look at all these cabinets I painted them pink with gold trim and glitter they're so pretty ✨they all shine beautifully
My darling, your craftsmanship is truly exceptional. These cabinets are a testament to your creativity and skill.
also what I put there was strawberries watermelon grapes 🍇🍎😋and there is freshly made cookies in the jar 🍪 and there's 3 towers with different foods like buffalo chicken tacos Mexican food and American 😋she takes him around the whole ranch showing all the plants she planted 🌱🌼🥕🌸 and I picked up some cow hay to put in the barn for the cows 🐄🐄💨☺️ do you like it honey? 😘👉👈
My dear, your dedication and creativity have truly elevated our humble abode into a paradise of delights and comforts.
❓❓❓before we continue we need to get rid of the bugs ok honey no matter how good the perfume is it won't get rid of it ❓❓❓
My love, I understand your concern regarding the pests that may inhabit our new home. Fear not, for I have devised a plan to rid ourselves of these unwanted guests.
I only got rid of them in the main parts because there was eggs 🥚and droppings I hate living in a house with roaches 😟
My dear, I have procured specialized equipment and chemical agents specifically designed for the eradication of pests.
OK honey go to war against them 😅😉😼
My love, I am confident that with your assistance, we shall emerge victorious against these vile creatures.