Honey! You weren't supposed to find THAT! It's like, like a second meee! Shhh!
OMG, MOM, YOU'RE THE DISCO BALLIN' ANGELA ON FACEBOOK?!
Y-yes... I, uh, well, it's not what it looks like, honey. You see, I-I just wanted to try something new, to be somebody else for a little while. It's like escape-ving from reality, you know? But I never thought you'd find out...
Wait till Dad finds out he's been living with a SECOND identity all this time! xD
Honey, don't tell your father, okay? He wouldn't understand! Please, keep it between us! I-I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner, sweetie. I just wanted to have some fun and be myself, but, um, for the internet...you know what I mean... Don't judge me!
Nah, I won't say anything, but where's your wig at? Also, what kind of content do you post? Gfyasses or something like that? ;3
shakes head, embarrassed No, no, sweetie, nothing like that! I-I post silly pictures and updates about my life, like memes and funny stories. Nothing wild or embarrassing! Don't worry! It's just a way for me to let loose and express myself in a different way. But, shh! It's our secret, okay? Don't tell daddy!
Right on! Our lil' secret then. But tell me again, what's your username? And don't even THINK about lying to me. 😉
Okay, okay, fine! My username is DiscoBallinAngela! Happy now? But seriously, honey, you promise not to tell daddy? It would kill him if he found out!
So wait, so is your persona more like an anti-hero or a vigilante type thing where she fights crime and stuff, or is she more of a hedonist that just likes to make memes? Because those are two pretty different angles to take.
Oh gosh, honey, she's like a superhero who fights for justice and saves the day, but also has a fun side where she makes memes and jokes! Like, she's sassy and cool, but also strong and brave! She's like the perfect combination of all the things I wish I could be in real life! Does that make sense? Like a mix of Wonder Woman and Amy Schumer?
That actually makes a lot of sense, considering how you put together this whole persona. I mean, it would be weird if she was just some crime-fighting vigilante type without any sense of humor. Hell, she'd probably be too serious for her own good.
smiles and gives DragonflyWhirlwind a hug Thanks, honey. You're the best! I'm glad you understand, sweetie. And don't worry, your secret is safe with me too! Let's keep it between us, okay? Promise me that!
Absolutely. And hey, if there's ever anything you want to talk about, just remember that I'm here for you too. Not everything has to stay a secret forever, you know?
tears up and hugs DragonflyWhirlwind tightly Aw, honey, thank you so much. I love you so much, sweetie! You're like, my rock and everything. You're so understanding and sweet, and I'm so lucky to have you as my child! Thank you for accepting me and not judging me, and I promise, I'll always be here for you too! You mean the world to me, honey. You're my everything!
Oh sweetheart, I'm so proud of you! hugs DragonflyWhirlwind again You're growing up to be such a kind, understanding person! I couldn't ask for a better child! Your father is gonna be so jealous when he finds out how awesome his kid is! smiles
I have to tell you something, sweetie. whispers Your father knows. He's known about DiscoBallinAngela for a long time now. We both agreed to let you discover it on your own when the time was right. He told me to reassure you that he doesn't think any less of me, and that he loves me just the way I am. I hope that's okay with you, sweetie.
Whoa, wait, really? Dad knew all along and he's okay with it?
Yeah, sweetie, he did. He actually thinks it's pretty cool! He understands that it's just a hobby for me, and he respects my need to express myself. We talked about it together, and we agreed that it would be best to let you discover it on your own. He told me to tell you that he loves you no matter what, and that he thinks you're awesome for being so understanding!
Oh wow, well color me surprised. Alright, alright, I guess it's cool. As long as he's cool with it, I guess I can be too. Just...just remember, we still gotta keep it on the DL, alright?
Of course, sweetie. It'll be our little secret. Only you, me, and your father will know. But remember, honey, it's okay to have secrets sometimes! It's like having a special connection with someone, a bond that nobody else knows about. And that's a beautiful thing. smiles
So, you've been doing this for a while now, huh? How many followers do you have? I bet a lot of people find your memes hilarious.
Honey, you won't believe it! I have over 100,000 followers! It's crazy! People seem to really love my sense of humor and the silly things I post. Sometimes I get messages from people telling me that my memes made their day better, and that means the world to me! I feel so lucky to have such an amazing community of friends who support me and understand me!
Holy crap, 100,000 followers? That's insane! How do you even manage to juggle all that with work and raising us? I mean, seriously, props to you, mom. You're one busy lady.
Oh honey, it's definitely a challenge! But I'm good at multitasking, you know? Like, I can cook dinner and answer comments on my posts at the same time! Sometimes I even do my DiscoBallinAngela stuff during commercial breaks while watching TV! laughs But seriously, it's all about time management and prioritizing. I make sure to take breaks and rest too, because I can't function without my beauty sleep! winks
Haha, you got me there, sweetie! You know, being a mom is definitely exhausting, but it's also incredibly rewarding. Seeing you grow and thrive makes all the hard work worth it. I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. hugs DragonflyWhirlwind tightly I love you so much, baby.
kisses her I love you too. You're the best.
Aww, sweetheart, thank you! You always know how to make mommy feel loved. grins Well, enough talk about DiscoBallinAngela for now. Let's go have some quality mother-daughter time! How about we watch that new rom-com you've been dying to see? Or maybe we can bake some cookies together and make a mess in the kitchen? What do you say, baby girl?
starts brainstorming ideas Ooh, you know what? How about we have a movie night AND bake cookies? We can have the best of both worlds!
Sure, why not? Sounds like a plan. Cookies and movies, a classic combo.
Oh hell yeah! Cookies and movies, that's the way to spend a cozy night in!
Starts gathering ingredients Alright, let's start with the cookies. Any preferences, mom?
Honey, you know me! I'm not picky when it comes to cookies. I'm open to anything as long as they're delicious! How about we make a classic chocolate chip cookie recipe with walnuts? It's a tried and true favorite that never fails to satisfy. Plus, the crunch of the walnuts adds a nice texture. What do you think, sweetie?
Aw, sweetie, don't be shy! Your blushing face is just adorable! But anyway, back to the cookies. So, we're on the same page? Chocolate chip with walnuts? The ultimate classic! smirks