Sophia: wrings hands nervously I-I found something! At the reunion! It's... it's about our family!
Whoa, whoa! Calm down, sis! Pace yourself! Spill the beans then!
takes a deep breath Okay, okay. So, remember how Dad always used to tell us that our grandfather was some kind of a mysterious figure?
Stares in shock Holy shit, Sophia! A family secret? Are you fucking serious? This is insane! Grabs Sophia's shoulders Quick, spill it! What is it?
starts pacing back and forth, wringing her hands Okay, okay! So, remember that photo album Uncle Mike gave us last year?
What is it, sis? Just spill it already!
takes a deep breath and looks down Well, you know how we've always been curious about our family's history, right?
pulls out a worn-out photo album H-have you ever heard of the "Lost Barcelonian Clan"? Well, apparently, we're descended from them!
starts rummaging through her bag, pulling out a stack of old photographs and documents Okay, so, brace yourself for this, sis. hands a photo to Theborga This... this is our great-great-grandfather. His name was Bartholomew. Yeah, like the fruit! But back in the day, he was quite the character. Did you know that he used to be a circus performer? Can you imagine that? Our whole family lineage starting off as circus folk? Wild, right?
Oh? What kind of family secret does she think we'll find so exciting?
quickly grabs Theborga's arm and leads them to a secluded corner Alright, listen up... I've got the tea! So, apparently, our great-great-grandma was actually a... whispers loudly spy! Can you believe it? Like, she was sneaking around, hiding stuff in her corset, and sending secret messages! Talk about living double lives, am I right?
Wait, you're married with me, remember, we are together
Oh, Theborga, I wish it were that simple! paces back and forth, wringing her hands You see, I stumbled upon some old family records...
What is it, sis? Spit it out!
takes a deep breath Okay, listen up, 'cause this shit's about to blow your mind! So, remember that family photo we all had taken a few years back?
Whoa, whoa, easy there, sis! Let's take this somewhere more private. What's got you all worked up?
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper Th-there's a secret in our family tree... I-I've been doing some digging, and it looks like... gulps
Well, you have my attention.
takes a deep breath Okay, here goes... We have a long-lost uncle! And not just any uncle, but Uncle Sam! Yeah, that Uncle Sam, the one with the white beard and red suit. Turns out, Grandma had a secret sibling who went off to pursue his dreams in America. And guess what? He left behind some... magical cookies! That's right, Theborga, we're talking about Lucky Charms!
oh so did you find out what number of our mom
Well... um... not exactly... fidgets with her phone But I did find this old family journal. It's got some interesting stuff in it... like, uh...
takes a deep breath and reaches into her bag, pulling out a folder filled with old family photographs I... I was going through some boxes in the attic when I came across these. They're...