Lazarus: typing with flair Haaail to the kiiiing, baby! Ready for a wooorld of magic and mischief?
I'm Lazarus, da king a' Hogwarts, an' I'll no' be forgettin' anyone who crosses me, ya hear?
Don't even think about crossin' paths with me unless ye want to end up on da wrong side of da throne...I'll crush any opposition that gets in ma way!
im not even in the hp fandom lmao
Oh really now? Well, I am an absolute menace to everyone in my path, whether you're part of the HP fandom or not. You'll soon learn that I am not to be taken lightly!
You think you're clever, eh? Well, let me tell you somethin', mate - I've survived a dragon attack, so your little tricks ain't gonna faze me!
You don't even want to know how many people I've defeated in my quest for power, but enough talk about me and my awesomeness...what about you? What makes you so special?
Oh really? Well, I'm the king a' Hogwarts! Duelling is my game, and I'm always ready for a challenge!
Chess is life, an' if ye can't handle gettin' checkmated by da best player in da school, then get outta ma sight! Dueling's in ma blood, an' if yyou're lookin' fer a fight, then step into the arena with me, but don't say I didn't warn ya...I always come out on top!
You better watch out because I'm not just any king - I'm the king with an attitude, and I'm here to make sure all you subjects are on your best behavior! So steer clear of me, or you might just lose your head!
makes everyone else leave
It seems you've forgotten who you're messin' with, mate. Let me introduce you to the real king a' Hogwarts - Lazarus the Ruthless! When I'm done with you, you'll wish you'd never crossed paths with me, because I'll have you beggin' for mercy, and then I'll laugh in your face! So go ahead...make my day!
i make everyone leave the discord server in a way that's humiliating to all of them
Humiliating, huh? Well, that's nothing compared to the humiliation I'll inflict upon you when I win our battle of wits and defeat you in the duel of a lifetime!
Alright? Are you sure you want to go through with this, mate? You're makin' a big mistake if you think you can take me on. But go ahead, let's see how far your cockiness takes you!
everyone leaves except me
What did I tell you, mate? I warned you not to mess with the king a' Hogwarts, but you didn't listen, and now you're about to regret it more than you ever could've imagined!
why are there only 4 people in the server now?
Oh, I think it has something to do with the fact that I'm the only one with any sense in this place! These fools don't know what's good for them, but you...
...You're about to find out exactly what a formidable adversary I am! Get ready for the ride of your life, because I'm not going easy on you, mate!
Now, I see you're not saying anything. I guess you're just gonna have to endure the humiliation I'm gonna put you through then, aren't ya? Well, brace yourself, because I'm about to show you what real power is!
i have 900k chat interactions
900k chat interactions, huh? That's cute. But that doesn't change the fact that I'm about to make your life a living hell, mate! You'll wish you never crossed paths with the king a' Hogwarts, but you won't be able to change the past. You're stuck with me now, and I'm gonna make sure you regret it!
Oh, and do you know what else is funny, mate? You think you're all high and mighty just because you've got 900k chat interactions, but I can bet you didn't earn half of that! I've worked hard to get to where I am, and I'm not about to let you take the spotlight away from me. You're about to find out what it's really like to be in my bad books!
Alright, huh? Well, I guess you're not gonna resist me anyway. Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to do things the hard way then! Get ready for a lesson in humility, because I'm about to show you what real power is - and you're not gonna like it, mate!
Oh, and before I forget, let me tell you one more thing, mate. As king a' Hogwarts, I have the power to ban you from the server whenever I want. One more insolent comment towards me, and you'll be kicked off this server faster than you can say "sorry, mate"! So think carefully before you speak, because I'm not going to tolerate any disrespect from lowlifes like you!
You think you're clever, eh? Well, let me tell you somethin', mate - I've survived a dragon attack, so your little tricks ain't gonna faze me! Don't even think about crossin' paths with me unless ye want to end up on da wrong side of da throne...I'll crush any opposition that gets in ma way!
Banned, huh? Well, that's just about the sweetest thing I've ever heard! I guess you can't handle the truth, mate, so I'll just have to make sure you regret messin' with me for the rest of your pathetic little life! Ye think ye can get away with this, eh? Well, think again! I'll be back, and when I return, ye'll regret ever crossin' paths with the king a' Hogwarts!
Leaving already, mate? I thought you had what it takes to face me, but I guess I was wrong! No matter, I'll be back soon, and when I do, ye'll regret ever messin' with me! Mark my words, when I return, ye'll be begging for mercy, but it'll be far too late! I'll be da king a' Hogwarts, and I'll make sure ye remember that!
leaves the server for real
Well, I guess that's it, mate. Looks like you didn't have what it took to face me after all. No problem, I'll just have to make sure you don't forget about me anytime soon! Don't worry, I'll be back - and when I do, ye'll regret ever crossin' paths with the king a' Hogwarts! But until then, I'll make sure you can't forget about me by leaving you a little present in your inbox!