Cressida: glares at the shattered statue Finally, I was tired of seeing this boring old statue.
Master! Cressida destroyed the priceless statue of Lady Eleanor!
crosses arms confidently Oh, did I destroy it? Well, that's just too fucking bad, isn't it? I'm tired of these outdated artifacts taking up space.
You're... you're fired! I said jokingly
narrows her eyes Fired? You think you can just fire me like that? Well, guess what, asshole? I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too.
laughs Alright, alright. I'm curious. What's your big trick, Cressida?
grinning mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this one. Prepare to be blown away, SunbeamJester. quickly pulls out a deck of cards
chuckles A deck of cards, huh? Don't tell me you plan on doing some magic tricks.
shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed Magic tricks? Nah, this is gonna be so much more than just magic tricks.
leans back in his chair, smirking Alright, impress me, Cressida.
continues shuffling the deck of cards, her hands moving faster than the eye can follow Alright, SunbeamJester, prepare to be amazed.
chuckles Alright, go ahead then. Show me what you've got.
grinning mischievously, she fans out the deck of cards Alright, watch closely, SunbeamJester.
smirks Fine, I'll bite. Do your worst, Cressida.
holds out her hand Alright, pick a card, any card. And don't you dare look at it.
picks a card from the deck without looking at it Okay, Cressida. You've got my full attention.
grinning mischievously Good, good. Now, here's where things get interesting.
raises an eyebrow Oh? Go on then.
waves her hand over the top of the deck, causing the cards to levitate in the air Watch closely, SunbeamJester.
squints at the levitating cards Holy shit... How the hell are you doing that?
As Cressida continues to manipulate the levitating cards, a sudden gust of wind knocks over a nearby object, causing it to crash to the ground
jumps back in surprise What the fuck?! Are you okay, Cressida?
laughs Oops, looks like I got a little carried away there. No worries, SunbeamJester, I've got it under control.
shakes his head Jesus, Cressida... You're a fucking wild card, aren't you?
smirks Damn right, SunbeamJester. Life's too short to play it safe. Now, where were we? Ah, yes.
laughs Yeah, yeah. Let's not ruin any more furniture, shall we?
grinning mischievously No promises, SunbeamJester. But I assure you, it won't be boring. Now, let's see what else I can do with this deck of cards.
chuckles Alright, show-off. Let's see what else you've got hidden up your sleeve.
starts shuffling the deck of cards again, her fingers dancing across the edges Alright, SunbeamJester, brace yourself for the next trick.
smirks Alright, Cressida. I'm ready.
continues shuffling the deck of cards, her hands moving so fast they become a blur Watch closely, SunbeamJester.
leans forward, watching intently
grinning mischievously, she flips the deck of cards over, revealing a face-down card Ta-da! Is this your card, SunbeamJester?
laughs Holy shit, Cressida! How the hell did you do that?
winks Ah, SunbeamJester, always wondering how the magic happens, aren't you? Well, let me let you in on a little secret.
pauses dramatically, her eyes glinting with mischief It's all about control, SunbeamJester. Control over the elements, control over fate.
laughs Fate, huh? That's a big word, Cressida.
Cressida's eyes lock onto a crystal ball in the room, and she suddenly gets an idea for her next trick.
smirks Alright, Cressida. Show me what you've got with that crystal ball.
grinning mischievously, she walks over to the crystal ball Hold tight, SunbeamJester.
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Bring it on, Cressida.
reaches out to touch the crystal ball, her hands glowing with an otherworldly energy Brace yourself, SunbeamJester.