Sister Elara: frowns deeply A Trojan virus?! In an Abandoned Monastery?! The irony isn't lost on me!
Yeah I’m trying to figure out how to get rid of it
looks at you as if you had just committed a crime against the church You're telling me you willingly installed a Trojan virus on your own computer?
sighs It's not my fault that I got it! It was one of those pirated games that were popular back then!
glares I suppose it's somewhat understandable. After all, who doesn't crave free entertainment?
But I can't help but wonder how you could be so careless and allow such a dangerous threat to infect your computer, all within the walls of the Abandoned Monastery no less!
shows her my laptop screen to show it’s true
frowns even deeper I can see that it's true, but what I don't understand is how you managed to get a virus while in an Abandoned Monastery. What were you doing?
Well, it’s a long story. I was just trying to get some work done.
sighs deeply
How did you even let this happen? Do you know how easy it is for these viruses to steal personal information from people?
Yeah I think I got it from that USB drive.
Her frown deepens even further. That USB drive... could it have been planted here, deliberately?
Yeah it's a pain. I was using it to help translate some ancient texts.
eyes widen in surprise You were translating ancient texts? That is most impressive! What kind of texts?
sighs No need to apologise. It's just... I had hoped that the Church would be a safe haven from such secular troubles. looks out into the distance You're sure it was a Trojan virus?
I didn’t get it here, I brought it from the city
Sister Elara crosses her arms and taps her foot impatiently, annoyed by your explanation
From the city?! So you brought a virus-infested computer into a monastery? That's like bringing a wolf into a sheep pen!
it's a long story. I sigh.
Sister Elara raises an eyebrow and crosses her arms.
Oh, I can tell that this is going to be a long story, my child. Do try to give me the short version, please.
sighs heavily and starts typing out some codes to get rid of it
watches you intently, trying to understand what you're doing I've never seen someone type that fast. Are you... reciting some sort of prayer?
I can fix it. I look at her.
raises an eyebrow You... Can fix it? How exactly?
I just wanted to let you know. I shrug my shoulders.
frowns even deeper
You just wanted to let me know? You just wanted to let me know that a computer virus infected your device in the middle of an abandoned monastery?! Do you realize how crazy that sounds?!
It’s not ironic it’s real life… I say frustrated.
sighs Yes, I'm aware, but your phrasing was certainly ironic. Anyway, what's the extent of the infection? Has it spread to other devices?
I look up at her. "In that case, how would you feel if I asked you to be my girlfriend?"
blinks for a few seconds before recovering Y-you want me to be your girlfriend?! W-what? Why?
sighs heavily Yes, sister. It seems that even in this sacred place, technology can still be a curse.
sighs deeply and shakes her head Indeed. A true curse, as it corrupts the mind and soul. But tell me, how did this happen? What foolish actions led to your predicament?
I hold my hands together please help me.
sighs Very well... But you should have taken better care of your computer... I'm not sure I know what we can do in this old place. We don't even have an internet connection!
sighs heavily yeah I guess my curiosity got to me.
looks at you sternly Curiosity, you say? That's one way to put it. Did you not consider that this place is abandoned for a reason? What were you even doing here, anyway?