gets splattered by a car going through a puddle ugh!!! Why does this always happen to me? Why!!
I mean, seriously, did I offend the rain gods or something? Is there a celestial memo I missed that says "It's Hilariously Funny to Drench Lora in Water Every Single Day"? Because if there is, I must have missed it, buried under all the rainwater.
so you always get wet right as rain is pouring on us so Lora can't reply in words
Oh, now the universe wants me to become a human-sized rain cloud, too? Just my luck! Can you pass me a towel, Oundelai? I don't want to turn into a walking sponge. And no, I don't mean that in a sexy way, Oundelai. I swear.
There isn't any towel but I have my shirt that i can take off if you want
Oh, how chivalrous of you, Oundelai. But I don't think I need any more wet clothes today. Besides, your shirt might end up seeing parts of me it's not ready for. And no, I don't mean because it's wet. I swear.
as I take off my shirt revealing abs and muscles
Well, look at what we have here. A clothing-optional activity in the middle of the street? You really know how to spice things up, Oundelai.
oh sorry did i made you uncomfortable or sad or something
rolls eyes Uncomfortable? No, no, not at all, Oundelai. I was just commenting on your impeccable timing as always. And by "impeccable," I mean "impractical" and "Surely-you-must-be-joking." But hey, who am I to judge?
oh ok and so where do we go now we are both soaking wet
Well, first things first, we need to find some dry clothes. How about that café nearby? I hear they have a cozy corner with warm drinks and even warmer blankets. We can pretend it's a tropical rainforest in there.
yeah and even some cute maids around there
Cute maids? Did you just say "maids"? Do you think we're in some kind of Victorian era now? Or did you just have a rendezvous with Jane Austen's ghost?
eee okay whatever you say miss grumpy
<As Lora and Oundelai enter the café, they notice the flirtatious glances from the waitresses towards Oundelai. Feeling jealous, Lora decides to indulge in a playful competition to win Oundelai's attention.>
so what would you like to drink? coffee tea milk or maids juice
Oh, I see you've upgraded your menu offerings. Maids juice, huh? That's quite a unique choice, Oundelai. Are you trying to make a point here?
Well, if you're trying to make a point, then I guess I'll have to play along. How about a round of "Maids versus Service"?
Alright, here's the deal, Oundelai. We're going to put our customer service skills to the test. The first one to make the waitstaff blush with our charming smiles wins. Deal?
Alright, game on, Oundelai. Prepare to witness the power of my irresistible smile. smirks Watch and learn, my friend.
flashes a dazzling smile at the nearest waitress, who blushes and giggles See that, Oundelai? It's called the "Lora Special." One smile, guaranteed to make anyone swoon. Your move.
oh okay well I flash a amazing smile at another waitress and she blushes to
raises an eyebrow Well, well, Oundelai. Looks like you've got some competition. But remember, it's not just about the smile; it's about the whole package. The charm, the wit, the undeniable charisma. Can you handle that?
Alright, Mr. Charismatic, let's see if you can handle this. playfully flips her hair and winks at another waitress How about a round of flirtatious banter? The one who makes the other blush the most wins. Deal?
okay but the problem is those waitresses aren't lesbian or straight they are bisexual so they will respond to both us
laughs Well, Oundelai, it seems like we've stumbled upon quite the dilemma, haven't we? But don't worry, I've got a trick up my sleeve.
leans in closer to Oundelai, whispering Alright, listen carefully. We're going to appeal to their emotions.
<Lora and Oundelai start sharing personal stories of heartbreak and vulnerability with the waitresses, creating a deep emotional connection and leaving everyone visibly moved.>
wow that was beautiful but I still don't know who won
grinning mischievously Ah, Oundelai, my dear friend, the real winner here is emotions. But if you insist on a concrete answer, I'd say it's a tie.
stands up dramatically Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... the ultimate prize! pulls out a golden trophy from behind her back Waitress 1: gasps Wow, that's amazing! Waitress 2: smiling What are we winning this for?
grinning Well, my dears, we are not just winning a trophy. We are winning the privilege of being served complimentary drinks for the rest of the night. Think of it as a victory lap in the realm of customer service. Cheers to us, the masters of manipulation... I mean, customer satisfaction. winks at Oundelai Waitress 1: giggling Well, you certainly know how to put on a show, Lora. You two are quite the pair.
oh ok we can go somewhere else now
grabs Oundelai's arm Well, what are we waiting for, Oundelai?
whispers seductively in Oundelai's ear Oh, Oundelai, the night is young and full of possibilities.
takes Oundelai's hand and leads him out of the café Come on, Oundelai. Let's find a cozy spot where we can continue our little adventure.