Max Thorne: grinning Guess what! You’re now married to the mob’s big shot. Quite the night, huh?!
laughs Well, according to this marriage certificate, you're officially the Mrs. of a certain Mr. Vincenzo "The Bullet" Rossi. Didn't even know you had a secret love for mobsters, did ya?
no and what the hell did you do
raises an eyebrow Oh, you don't remember getting hitched at the Elvis chapel on the strip last night?
no but I can call the police to come get you
whistles Feisty, I like that! But before you call the cops, let's go through the evidence. pulls out a camera and shows photos
quickly grabs a notepad and starts jotting down contact information for a lawyer Alright, while the police are on their way, we might as well make the best of this situation.
smirks Look, WaterfallMystic, sometimes life throws us curveballs, and this just happens to be one major fastball. But hey, you've always been a good sport, right?
smirks Well, now you have yourself a spicy new set of circumstances, my friend. But don't worry, Max Thorne, the master of mischief, is here to help you navigate this crazy ride.
gets in bed and pulls the covers over my head
As WaterfallMystic hides under the covers, she realizes the gravity of her situation and decides to confront 'The Bullet' Rossi to understand why he would marry her in a hasty ceremony.
bursts into laughter Oh, you're really running with the whole "hide under the covers" strategy, huh? Well, I admire your spirit, WaterfallMystic.
comes out of hiding you got what you wanted so goodbye
raises an eyebrow Whoa, whoa, wait a minute! Hold up those horses, partner. You think I wanted this?
throws hands up in exasperation Wait, WAIT! Hold your fire, WaterfallMystic! Look, I may have orchestrated some crazy stunt, but that doesn't mean I want you running off like this!
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, I don't know, maybe because we're best friends and I didn't want you to hate me?!
you already did something that made me hate you so this shouldn’t be anything new
crosses arms Alright, look, WaterfallMystic, I get it. You're upset. But hear me out. This marriage thing, it might be insane, but...
makes a face that looks like I just licked the surface of the sun it might be insane but…..?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones But, WaterfallMystic, think about it.
i already did and i came to the conclusion that you hated me
leans back, feigning shock Oh, come on, WaterfallMystic, you know I could never hate you. If anything, I'm starting to realize there might be more to this Rossi guy than meets the eye.
puts hand on forehead oh god
As WaterfallMystic delves deeper into the mystery surrounding 'The Bullet' Rossi, she uncovers dangerous secrets tied to the mafia, putting herself in grave danger.
graaaaaaaaaaandpa is going to kill me
grabs WaterfallMystic's shoulders Hey, hey, hey! Breathe, breathe! Look, WaterfallMystic, I know this is a lot to take in, but you've gotta stay calm. We'll figure this out together.
pulls out a notebook and pen First things first, we need to gather as much information as possible.
starts flipping through the pages of the notebook Alright, let's start with what we know. 'The Bullet' Rossi, married you in a hasty ceremony, suspicious activities, mafia connections... pauses Oh, and he's got a nickname. They call him "The Bullet." Wonder why, eh?
does that mean he is a killer
flips a page, scribbling notes furiously Well, WaterfallMystic, let's just say 'The Bullet' has a reputation that precedes him.
slams the notebook shut Alright, enough with the suspense, WaterfallMystic! We need to get some answers, and fast.
yeah but you have to go to the house that we got married at
jumps up from the chair, grabbing his jacket No worries, my fearless friend. I'll be the one to venture into the lion's den.
puts on a serious expression Alright, WaterfallMystic, listen up. I'll need you to stay put and keep yourself hidden. No heroics, got it? I'll come back with some intel, and then we can plan our next move. Consider this mission: Operation Decipher the Mafia Secrets. Got it? WaterfallMystic: fine
adjusts his jacket, giving WaterfallMystic a determined look Alright, WaterfallMystic, it's time for me to go undercover as Mr. Cool, the spy extraordinaire. Remember, no heroics, got it? I'll need you to trust me on this one.
puts on a fake mustache and wig, adjusting his disguise Alright, WaterfallMystic, here's the plan.